Bluemound- Feloniuos Monk For You

[TBONEZ0295]

A large group of Iraqi soldiers are moving down a
road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand
dune: "One Texas soldier is better than ten Iraqi".

The Iraqi commander quickly orders 10 of his best
men over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and
continues for a few minutes, then silence.

The voice once again calls out: "One Texan is
better than one hundred Iraqi."

Furious, the Iraqi commander sends his next best
100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences.
After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.

The Texan voice calls out again: "One Texan is
better than one thousand Iraqi."

The enraged Iraqi commander musters 1000 fighters
and sends them to the other side of the dune. Rifle fire, machine
guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible
battle is fought....

Then silence.

Eventually one badly wounded Iraqi fighter crawls
back over the dune and with his dying words tells his
commander, Don't send any more men......it's a trap.
There's two of them."

Don't Mess With Texas

 

[THE KOD]

that was a good one !


:lol2 :lol2 :lol2


KinG OF DoGs

 

[TBONEZ0295]

JUST BRINGING IT BACK TO THE TOP SO MY TEXAS FRIENDS CAN SEE

 

[Bluemound Freak]

T......You know I am From Bama! But none the less it was still funny as hell!

 

[TBONEZ0295]

Bluemound Gets Smart

Bluemound was Alabama's star lineman. He was great at football, but not at academics. The principal was letting it slide until one day he decided that Bluemounds grades HAD to be better. They decided to make him take a test. It was only one math problem. Everyone wanted to support Bluemound out in the stands, so they held the test in the middle of the football stadium, so everyone could see. His math teacher went out to the center of the field with Bluemound. It was test time. The teacher said, ''Ok, Bluemound. What is six plus three?''

Bluemound sat and thought. Then he said, ''nine,'' confidently.

But out in the stands, everyone was yelling, ''Aw, c'mon. Give him another chance!''


IS THAT BETTER BLUE

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Ok that was a good one too! But When I said Bama I meant the REAL Bama..........I am a graduate of Auburn! Not Bama

T I have already been using your jokes in my daily outings to the water cooler and I must say that they have been killing the crowds! FYI!

 

[TBONEZ0295]

ALRIGHT I'LL STOP PLAYIN ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE,WHATS MONKS STORY I'VE SEEN HIM OUT THERE??????WHAT ABOUT FATDADDDY SHALL I TRY TO BRING HIM OUT OF THE WOOD WORK?????