3 college students (one IU, one Notre dame and one Purdue) are flying in an airplane. each one proclaimed the superiority of their schools and what their school had done for them.
Note dame guy: I really feel that I've gotten a good education and the spiritual part has made me a better person.
Purdue guy: Purdue is one of the top agriculture, engineering and sciences schools in the country. why an education ...
IU guy interrupts: I'm the smartest s.o.b. in the world because I done went and gone to university of Indiana. we'uns is all smarter then you Purdue pukes ...
suddenly, the plane develops engine trouble. the pilot grabs a parachute leaving 2 for the remaining 3. the Purdue and Notre Damer look at each other when the IU guy grabs a pack, puts it on his back and jumps out the door yellin', "see ya suckers."
Notre Damer looks at the Purdue guy and says, "you take the last parachute. Father Hesburgh will be proud of me."
Purdue guy: don't worry about it. there's 2 parachutes left. the smartest s.o.b. in the world that done went and gone to university of Indiana just grabbed my back pack full of books and jumped out the plane ...