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I just experimented. I stuck some earplugs in, and farted. Now, noone was around to hear it, so did it make a sound? It sure stunk I will tell you that much...

WTF does that mean?:shrug:
 

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Well, the point of the question was not really literally whether it makes a sound or not, but to posit a question that is similar to the one s-murphy asked (as an unanswerable question).


As a human being I do assume some form of ego, just as every person in the world does. As an agnostic existentialist, I will try to provide a brief explanation of why you cannot prove that the tree makes a sound. This is probably WAY over your head, Agent, but I will give it a try...


The world is not exactly as we perceive it, since everyone's perceptions are different - it cannot really be a consistent world. A person hears a tree fall and they feel this vibration on their eardrums and mentally interpret this vibration as a sound. In other words, our brains interpret the stimuli. So in a way, even if you are there when the tree falls, it does not make a sound, because it is only your mind that is interpreting the vibrations in the air to be a noise. Therefore if you aren't there, there is no vibration to interpret at all, and therefore, no sound.


Kapeesh? :SIB
 

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Did you hear that Agent?




Yeah...I didn't think so.
 

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Buddy: I'll probably be put on the "Soon to be Banned Watchlist" for this post, but I have to throw something into your court. I mentioned before that I went to Catholic HS and University, and that my religious education is the reason I am not a believer. Can you read the following passage from the Bible below and comment on how it applies to your beliefs?

If your brother, the son of your father or of your mother, or your son or daughter, or the spouse whom you embrace, or your most intimate friend, tries to secretlyseduce you saying, "Let us go and serve other gods," unknown to you or your ancestors before you, gods of the peoples surrounding you, whether near you or far away, anywhere throughout the world, you must not consent, you must not listen to him; you must show him no pity, you must not spare him or conceal his guilt. No, you must kill him, your hand must strike the first blow in putting him to death and the hands of the rest of the people following. You must stone him to death, since he has tried to divert you from Yahweh your God.....(Deuteronomy 13:7-11)

Before I get hit with it again, I don't hate Christianity and questioning religion, faith, and/or God doesn't make me the scum of the earth. I endured years of Bible classes and passages like this always left me saying "WTF?".
 

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is that old testament? cuz old testament is for wankers and jews.

agent and hippo ---- nice! fo some odd reason, i'm with hippo on the egostical tree thing. ....and nice use of "s-murphy " by the way. that did not go unnoticed. i wish u won the bet.
 

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is that old testament? cuz old testament is for wankers and jews.

exactly. and once you throw the Old Testament out the window shit gets a lot easier.

love thy neighbor, do some good stuff, be buddiist, sacrifice, least of my people etc.

and you're in.

easy like sunday morning
 

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Question -

"Can God make a rock so big He can't lift it?"

Satan is at play with questions like this.

God is very real. So is Satan.

They are both very powerful.

Satans power is limited.

God's power is unlimited.

The ultimate battle is between God and Satan.

The bible states God created each and every one of us. He loves us more than we could ever possibly know. Oh, does He ever!

Satan hates God and wants to destroy everything He created.

There's a lot of controversy about God. Is, was, will be. Juicy topic.

And Satan goes about his business. Staying in the shadows. Out of sight. Out of the public eye. Never a mention of this scum, is there? He's evil. And he knows how to protect his interest.

"I rebuke Satan in the mighty name of my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. I bind the strong man. He has no authority in my life. I am protected by the blood of the cross. In Jesus' name. Amen."
 
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what buddy`s doing...in a time of crisis,btw,seems relatively harmless from here..if you accept buddy`s explanation(at least until jack`s had enough...lol)

but,buddy,my friend...i hope you understand why i was a tad skeptical about your motives initially.....

these threads...the outwardly religious messages..some almost cartoonish in their caricature of the religion(no offense intended)....this is the type of un-clever beard that f.lee would use to initiate another full-out christian bash.....which is basically what`s happening here....as some seem to be gleefully incapable of resisting the urge to condescend.......

it`s cool....i guess i accept your explantion...i`ll gladly take a man at his word...

but,the snarkiness will continue....i know you realize that...

unfortunately, there's a general nihilism about the modern left that wasn't there 50 years ago........

they've fogotten what they're for, and only remember what they're against....

carry on ladies and gents.....
 

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gw,

I'm making breakfast at the moment. Bacon and eggs. Oh man, does the bacon smell good. Love your replies.

And "snarkiness".......just beautiful!
 

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kosar

I dont mean to embarress you but could you tell us your version of not being allowed into the club in Vegas by the bouncer ?

How much had you drunk at that point ? and how long did it take before you stopped walking in circles ?

Can you remember any of that part ?

nice to see you back
 

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I dont mean to embarress you but could you tell us your version of not being allowed into the club in Vegas by the bouncer ?

How much had you drunk at that point ? and how long did it take before you stopped walking in circles ?

Can you remember any of that part ?

nice to see you back

Scotty,

It's nearly impossible to embarrass me, for better or worse.

Anyways, there where multiple Vegas party threads after we got back, but you chose this Buddy religion thread in the politics forum three weeks later to ask me about that?

No, I don't remember what happened during that part of the night and nobody could give me specifics when I asked about it later. Just a big mystery. :shrug:
 

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Just woke up in time to find out I'm Satan personified. Interesting way to start the day.

I hope those of you that wonder why I no longer believe understand how a catholic education can backfire on some people. You're told the Bible was divinely inspired and then when you raise your hand and ask about a part that seems confusing, you're called the devil. I'm just not a "pick and choose" kinda guy I guess.
 
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