I was on a crowded bus when I suddenly realized I needed to fart. The music was really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. I let go about 5 strong and loud ones back to back. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better as I approached my stop. As I was leaving the bus, people were really staring me down, and that's when I remembered... I had been listening to my iPod the whole time...
