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Eddie Haskell

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Oh well, thought it might be funny to become a Republican for awile until that slanty eyed gook busted me. Chanman, credit where credit is due, EAE was Eddies Alter Ego. Congratulations to you also Nosigar for seeing through my little scheme.

Childish, you bet. But it was worthwhile to have one of my favorite posters, Ctownguy state in response to one of my alter ego posts that I was "...the intelligent voice of reason." I couldn't stop laughing (and frankly am still laughing at that one).

Although I was unable to ally myself with Dr. Freeze and was unable to torpedo my main target, Wayneo I found it interesting to be a Republican for a while. I found Freezes comment that my ultra religous views were hurting the cause or some such statement very interesting and frightening.

My ultimate plan but for Chanmans blowing the whistle was for Eddie to reappear and get into it with EAE. The battle of estremists. For those of you who do not find this humorous, my apologies. And if I offended anyones religous beliefs, I further apologize as that was not my intent.

I wanted to be a right wing political extremest a la Freeze, Dogs, Ctown, et al., but I found myself becoming a Christian fundamentalist. That was bugging me cause I really respect any one who is religous and felt this was quicksand.

Oh well, EAE is dead. Gotta admit that I had to take a shower after each one of EAE's posts. It was hard intentionally misspelling words, typing in long drawn out paragraphs and speaking like the Bushman. I was a pretty easy target for the centrists on board. I will still pray for you Matt, BJ, DJV and Stevie. But although you were rightfully suspicous, I think I got ya.

The bottom line is that I really enjoy this place and posting here. Despite Loopholes admonition, I will continue to call a spade a spade (that is not EAE talking). If any poster (Wayne/Freeze) posts lies or misleading information about any of the topics which interest me, I will point them out. Emphatically if necessary. Loopholes criticisms of my posts are noted as is the background (legal, residential and militarily) from which you come.

One comment before my next therapy session, I have very much missed posting here as Eddie. My swan song was not meant to be an attention gathering, "oh we miss Eddie", love fest, post. I admit, like I used to try and do, I got riled at Wayne and Loophole. Touche. I won't do that again and will take my own advice the "they are only words on a computer screen."

Now, how often do you see a poster quote himself. To my detractors, screw you, I'm back and I'm in the middle. Well got to go take my lithium and prepare that new frivolous medical malpractice complaint against some poor unsuspecting doctor.

Okay, now bring on the criticisms of my little scam. I probably deserve some of the anticipated attacks. But, frankly, I could give a crap as I had fun doing it. After all, isn't that what this is all about cause I know that I ain't gonna change Freeze and Wayneo into becoming thinking rationale human beings.

EAE, I mean Eddie
 

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"Although I was unable to ally myself with Dr. Freeze and was unable to torpedo my main target, Wayneo I found it interesting to be a Republican for a while."

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I wanted to be a right wing political extremest a la Freeze, Dogs, Ctown, et al., but I found myself becoming a Christian fundamentalist"
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Maybe someday after more research you may want to consider some are not right wing extremist but common everyday conservatives.

Welcome back.
 

Eddie Haskell

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Good morning Wayne:

Your up bright and early this beautiful Friday morning. I remember you and I are usually up early. Just finished a trial and got skunked. Oh well these Allstate soft tissue rearenders are basically unwinnable here in the Bible belt.

It's good to be back and I look forward to your next post. I agree that many here are "... common everyday conservatives." However, my point is that history will show that the 2004 version of common everyday conservatives are in fact right wing extremists.

I'm sure Adolph and his followers in the 30's considered themselves "common everyday conservatives." Today, to many American conservatives, the Arabs are Germany's Jews, Americas homosexuals are Germany's homosexuals, and much like the German mentality of a "superior race" many conservatives feel that Americans are superior to all others i.e. France, Germany et al.

Some interesting thoughts and comparisons, if I do say so myself.

Eddie
 

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" However, my point is that history will show that the 2004 version of common everyday conservatives are in fact right wing extremists."

I think your little experiment proved the quite the opposite. ;)

I have missed your wit Edward and am quite serious in my "welcome back"
 

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Welcome back, I missed you bunchs

EAE
 

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Wayne:

I think my little experiment proved my point. Other than Freeze and in a mild way your neighbor, who else condemned the wacko statements EAE made. Only the centrists. The silence from your so-called "common everyday conservatives" was deafening.

In a odd sort of way I also missed our little squabbles. I will have to bring that up with my therapist. Thank you for the welcome and I look forward to continually repudiating your nonsensical posts.

Lotta love here Scottie mah boy. Unfortunately, since AC was cancelled due to my inability to attend (just kidding folks) I will not be meeting you as I planned. Maybe next year at the super bowl party if I fall off the gambling wagon.

Eddie
 
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Welcome back Eddie

I still wouldnt mind caddying your cart for your
in a round of golf.

:hail :hail :hail
 
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I have to admit... I hadn't a clue. I honestly thought it was maybe Ironlock creating an extreme, extreme, extreme right-wing religious zealot so it didn't deter from his posting image as simply an extreme right-wing religious zealot.

Mad props to Chanman!!!!
 

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BJ:

Is Ironlock that bad? I liked him when I was gambling. Didn't know he was related to Dr. Freeze.

Robert: EAE scared me too. Extreme fundamentalist anything is dangerous. Really felt weird typing that stuff.

Ed
 

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Was some good detective work by Cman
even got the EAE correct.I did not have a clue either however skipped over most as I read very few religious threads.

I do find it interesting that despite being on different side of the fence same traits are prevalent and could be discerned by our preceptive physcological profiling Cman.
 

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Eddie Haskell said:
BJ:

Is Ironlock that bad? I liked him when I was gambling. Didn't know he was related to Dr. Freeze.

Oh yeah. Two peas in a pod, him and Freeze. Just before EAE's first post, Ironlock made a post saying something like, and I'm paraphrasing here but it's the jist of it, "I'm not going to just sit around and listen to this liberal crap anymore." So I naturally suspected him.

Even Kosar, who I believe actually has met Ironlock, made a comment saying, "Uh-oh, somebody's woken this guy up."

But yes, gambling-wise, he's all good. Much like Freeze. Believe it or not, I'd be the LAST guy to want Freeze to leave the site. Despite how twisted I think his political leanings are, he's been lights-out in capping the Big 12 the last couple of years, and when it comes down to it, that's what this place is really about.
 

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bjfinste said:
I have to admit... I hadn't a clue. I honestly thought it was maybe Ironlock creating an extreme, extreme, extreme right-wing religious zealot so it didn't deter from his posting image as simply an extreme right-wing religious zealot.

Mad props to Chanman!!!!

:lol2

Props to Chanman indeed!!...I was taken in...swallowed the whole rod!
 

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welcome back counsellor. hope you know all of my criticisms were intended to be constructive. as attys we are often called upon to take contentious positions in the courtroom, but still wind up sharing a beer with our adversary afterwards when the dust clears. i think a similiar appoach works as well here.

consequently, i await our next trial with gleeful anticipation.
 
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Eddie Haskell

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Loophole:

You lowlife, ponytailed, public defender who couldnt make it as a burrheaded, politically appointed assistant prosecutor is some hick county in the Bible belt. How's that for attorney civility. Ok, I'm sorry.

Yeah, lets have a beer sometime. I hope to meet you.

BJ:

Interesting that the good Doctor is one heck of a handicapper. I have often found that the best handicappers are those guys that one might see at the simolcast section of Lone Star Park, at about 11:30 on any given Sunday night, bearing a Dale Earnhardt tee shirt and a four day beard, holding a $2.00 show ticket on the favorite in some race in Hong Kong hoping it hits so he can win $2.10 and buy that last beer.

Somehow thats how I have Freeze pictured.

65:

I want to take that scripture from Genesis 11 and apply it to our right wing friends here at MJ's:

"And Ebar lived forty years and begat Shem;
and Shem lived forty years and begat Dr. Freeze;
and Dr. Freeze lived forty years and begat Wayne;
and Wayne lived forty years and begat Ctownguy..."

You did call me on some of my posts and I was really referring to you when I wanted to apologize if I offended anyone with the religous stuff. I sense from your posts that you are religous and strongly believe in God. I respect you for that and hope I didn't offend.

Ed
 

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Eddie Haskell said:
I have often found that the best handicappers are those guys that one might see at the simolcast section of Lone Star Park, at about 11:30 on any given Sunday night, bearing a Dale Earnhardt tee shirt and a four day beard, holding a $2.00 show ticket on the favorite in some race in Hong Kong hoping it hits so he can win $2.10 and buy that last beer.

Good God... I have actually been to the simulcast book at Lone Star twice, and those guys were everywhere there! I have a buddy coming into town on Monday, and we're going to go and try (without any success, I'm sure) to play Del Mar and Saratoga... Now I'm going to have a hard time reading the DRF because I'll be laughing at all of the "lifers" I see there and thinking of your description!
 

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Nosigar said:
Loop, you will find out soon enough (as we all will) that Mr. Eddie is using the typical radical leftist tactic of "feel sorry for me because I am really a good guy". This in order to win favor with some who's sympathy he's lost by airing out his true feelings of anger and hatred of people.
Like most radical commies he'll return with a vengeance and renewed faith in the revolution of false righteousness. This is standard MO for infiltrates such as himself. He will soon after returning turn even more vocal and nasty. :sadwave:

Nosigar said:
I think Eddie is back with a new nick, now on the conservative radical side. Probably trying to elicit inflammatory responses from the "other half" (or third?). You know, an experimental thang. :) Mind games :142lmao:

You go, EAE! ;)


Nosigar said:
Now I'm sure it's Eddie doing his pysch thing. He started out moderate, making sense and now he's flying off the handle with the extremes - radical, bigot, racist; trying to elicit rash responses.

Eddie, just like I was right about the oily ponytail, I know what you're trying you Dr. Evil wannabe. "I'm so much smarter than the common man" BS.
Shampoo the ponytail twice a day, take your medication as scheduled and you'll be alright.

You should have paid attention to the instructions. Lithium is good.

Most real centrists aren't as stupid as your favorite target: Joe Six Pack, whom you should actually be protecting as true representative of the proletariat and common working man.

If EAE was really you, it wasn't too difficult to notice. The usual communist tactics were employed and not very brightly. Infiltration, deceit, extremism. Trust me, I have seen the likes of you many, many times and the tactics are always shameless and predictable: Commie Notebook Page 3! :142lmao:

Sorry I didn't have more time to follow you and rile you up a bit more, but things get busy and time is limited.
Well, kinda glad to see you back because you are a true example of the radical left agenda and all your antics and methodologies can help others identify similar conducts and allow them to spot the infiltrates more easily. Continue to exploit the freedom given to all as well as the good faith of the innocent as a means of furthering your agenda. :cool:
 
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