citizen - how do yu compare with Bush ?
Willard - well uh we are nothing alike but he was a great President and a good human being
Citizen - he left office with a under 20% approval rating and America on the brink of a Depression
Willard - well uhhh I didnt .....uhhhh
Citizen - then why didnt he speak at your convention ?
Willard - well he was scheduled and then we decided using Clint Eastwood talking to a chair would be more entertaining.
Would you follow Bush Iran policy >?
Willard - bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran