Bye Bye Yankees

[Fairy Dust]

Yankee Stamps!!!!
Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? They had pictures of Yankees players on them ...people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

 

[Spud82]

Killian

Not sure why we would want to, still pretty young player and had outstanding year at plate and at 3rd.

Was pathetic in playoffs offensively this season but don't know of a team that wouldn't like to have him.

So far he's been very durable as well. If he stays healthy he could put up some incredible career numbers.

Now tell me Seattle wouldn't love to have the kid back. :mj07:

 

[Spud82]

Fairy

I like the joke. Unfortunately, it's not new and wasn't originally about the Yankees.

Then again maybe you licked too much of the glue off those stamps bud and are in another dimension which would make it okay.

 

[Fairy Dust]

I'm in another dimension so its ok. That was the first time I had ever seen the joke and thought it was funny. There are 100's more if you want me to find an original one?

 

[Fairy Dust]

Spud (no Offense) Just thought it was funny....(don't get mad)

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand expect one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Yankees fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Yankees fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I am a Red Sox fan, and proud of it," Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you a Red Sox fan?" "Because my mom is a Red Sox fan, and my dad is Red Sox fan, so I'm a Red Sox fan too!" "Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "That is no reason for you to be a Red Sox fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were a moron and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?" "Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Yankees fan."

 

[Spud82]

Fairy

I told you I liked the joke and it was funny.

Hopefully you have something better to do than scrounge up jokes and apply them to the Yankees. Not unique, a few people have done that before you.

Was that Fairy Dust or Angel Dust that put you in the other dimension? I know with the later that sometimes you never make it back.

 

[Fairy Dust]

lol....I have been looking at tonights game all day long. I just needed a break. I typed in funny jokes and one of the things that popped up was yankee jokes. It must be popular. GL tonight, I'll stop wasting people's time.

 

[Spud82]

Once again bud not originally about the Yankees. A few years back the same joke was about the Cowboys.

It was funny though. Mad? Certainly no reason for me to get mad, I like to laugh even if the joke is about the Yankees.

 

[Spud82]

No Problem FD.

It's always good to have some humor in the forum.

I'm just starting to cap my games for this weekend and this game tonight I'll probably lay off. Price is a great offensive coach but I doubt that in just a year being at UTEP he has the depth to cover up the key injuries they have going into this one. Still I'm not going against him either. Good Luck to you this weekend.

 

[Northern Star]

Hey George is that the best team you can put on the field for $200 MILLION? The season is now complete now that the Evil Empire has been defeated for one more year.

The Yankees look like an old team. If they are going to compete they have to make sweeping changes.

How about that playoff performance by 0-Rod? The curse of 0-Rod continues.

Don't forget the call at first base for interference. Great call!!!

Yankee fans start bragging about winning a world series when you win one with a $75 million payroll until may the rest of the world unite to fend off the Evil Empire!!!

Northern Star

 

[freelancc]

How about that playoff performance by 0-Rod?

:lol: :lol: