Came Home Drunk Last Night....

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

PHUD,

just remember before you lick it, tell her to suck it!


Phud send me an email bro, will leave it up for 2 minutes

 

[PUHD]

TTM$, you know that you got a better chance of winning the lotto than her doing that!

 

[ageecee]

lmao at PUHD and Time to Make $$$

funny chit

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

Dude,

What kind of girl do you have?:nono:

I can honestly say I only know of 3-4 girls that don't do it. But yes I agree some of them say "only after you lick it, then I'll suck it"

but try to stay away from that.

Here, hopefully this shall help you out a bit. Give her this document before you start talking to her...



http://www.pukka.net/snotsykims/zimmer/application.html

 

[PUHD]

TTM$,

Ever hear of men saying that thier wives sucked them dry?...Well, They suck until you marry them, then they stop cause they know they got you where the want you. ....you leave, they really suck you dry financially. I just have to remember the glory days of when the head was there and pray for a miracle

 

[ussrv]

:lol: :lol: THAT IS SOME GOOD STUFF

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

PUHD,

Sheese, I feel sorry for you man, thanks for the heads up though.

A new clause will be inserted in my marriage agreement when I get married!


How far are you from Plano?

GL on your plays Brad!

 

[BahamaMama]

Congrats on a great hit!!

and to all you guys with *expectations* (not saying if i agree or disagree with this, but here it is)

http://www.jokesgallery.com/joke.php?joke=454&id=0

 

[PUHD]

LMFAO Mama

...I need to make sure my wife gets credit and royalties for writing this

 

[Pujo21]

WAY TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAY TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now come home tonite:drinky: :toast: smashed, don't forget now about the clock ! and get another parlay in The NFL.

:look: :look: :look:

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

Congrats on a great hit!!

and to all you guys with *expectations* (not saying if i agree or disagree with this, but here it is)

http://www.jokesgallery.com/joke.php?joke=454&id=0

Annie, did you write that up?



Disclaimer: Your views are not intended to exemplify other women's desires

 

[jc76]

I will not come home drunk.
I will not come home drunk.
I wilnt come hom drunk.
I wilna brom hom dunk.
I wina dunk hum brump.