Camp/Poker Update

[Sportsaholic]

Had a great get together last night at Camp, a little 1/2 cent No Limit Hold'um with some old work mates from a Halfway House I used to wash dishes at. I had a few bad beats right off the start and found myself down 69 cents before my 1st six pack was complete. A tad stressed, I tried changing up my luck by ordering two large Pepperoni Pizza's with a side of Buffalo Wings from Pizza Hut. The food came and it was GAME ON!

The night went on for what seemed like hours, I nicked & dimed my way back to even by the end of the night. Got up this morning and clean up the Camp, collected all the returnables and headed to the store.....CASHED IN for $7.70 :00hour I then turned around and purchased 5, $1 Lottery Tickets, 2 Beef Jerky and a Purified Distilled Water and head back to Camp.

After a 2 hour nap I woke, brushed my teeth and then scrated my way to $17's worth of winners & a Free Ticket :00hour My game plan for the rest of the day is to polish off the leftover beers, 2 slices of pizza & 3 wings and then head out to the Amerian Legion for a night of Bingo......

I'll drop in later to update on my run at the Legion :0008

 

[Betone]

Thanks for the update sports :0008

 

[hedgehog]

good luck tonight playing Bingo :0074

 

[fatdaddycool]

Had a great get together last night at Camp, a little 1/2 cent No Limit Hold'um with some old work mates from a Halfway House I used to wash dishes at. I had a few bad beats right off the start and found myself down 69 cents before my 1st six pack was complete. A tad stressed, I tried changing up my luck by ordering two large Pepperoni Pizza's with a side of Buffalo Wings from Pizza Hut. The food came and it was GAME ON!

The night went on for what seemed like hours, I nicked & dimed my way back to even by the end of the night. Got up this morning and clean up the Camp, collected all the returnables and headed to the store.....CASHED IN for $7.70 :00hour I then turned around and purchased 5, $1 Lottery Tickets, 2 Beef Jerky and a Purified Distilled Water and head back to Camp.

After a 2 hour nap I woke, brushed my teeth and then scrated my way to $17's worth of winners & a Free Ticket :00hour My game plan for the rest of the day is to polish off the leftover beers, 2 slices of pizza & 3 wings and then head out to the Amerian Legion for a night of Bingo......

I'll drop in later to update on my run at the Legion :0008

Are you some kind of rock star? Are you Ben Stiller by chance?

 

[krc]

Had a great get together last night at Camp, a little 1/2 cent No Limit Hold'um with some old work mates from a Halfway House I used to wash dishes at. I had a few bad beats right off the start and found myself down 69 cents before my 1st six pack was complete. A tad stressed, I tried changing up my luck by ordering two large Pepperoni Pizza's with a side of Buffalo Wings from Pizza Hut. The food came and it was GAME ON!

The night went on for what seemed like hours, I nicked & dimed my way back to even by the end of the night. Got up this morning and clean up the Camp, collected all the returnables and headed to the store.....CASHED IN for $7.70 :00hour I then turned around and purchased 5, $1 Lottery Tickets, 2 Beef Jerky and a Purified Distilled Water and head back to Camp.

After a 2 hour nap I woke, brushed my teeth and then scrated my way to $17's worth of winners & a Free Ticket :00hour My game plan for the rest of the day is to polish off the leftover beers, 2 slices of pizza & 3 wings and then head out to the Amerian Legion for a night of Bingo......

I'll drop in later to update on my run at the Legion :0008

Sounds like an episode of trailer park Boys
:0003

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

wtg m8

 

[Sportsaholic]

wtg m8

Thanx..............Just got my seat, between two 70 yr old Blue Hairs with 50 cards each. They have Ink Blotto's, battery fans, diet cokes & lucky Fuzzy Dice so I need to be on my game.....

opcorn2

 

[ripken8]

Had a great get together last night at Camp, a little 1/2 cent No Limit Hold'um with some old work mates from a Halfway House I used to wash dishes at. I had a few bad beats right off the start and found myself down 69 cents before my 1st six pack was complete. A tad stressed, I tried changing up my luck by ordering two large Pepperoni Pizza's with a side of Buffalo Wings from Pizza Hut. The food came and it was GAME ON!

The night went on for what seemed like hours, I nicked & dimed my way back to even by the end of the night. Got up this morning and clean up the Camp, collected all the returnables and headed to the store.....CASHED IN for $7.70 :00hour I then turned around and purchased 5, $1 Lottery Tickets, 2 Beef Jerky and a Purified Distilled Water and head back to Camp.

After a 2 hour nap I woke, brushed my teeth and then scrated my way to $17's worth of winners & a Free Ticket :00hour My game plan for the rest of the day is to polish off the leftover beers, 2 slices of pizza & 3 wings and then head out to the Amerian Legion for a night of Bingo......

I'll drop in later to update on my run at the Legion :0008

Arrow ??? :facepalm:

 

[Betone]

Thanx..............Just got my seat, between two 70 yr old Blue Hairs with 50 cards each. They have Ink Blotto's, battery fans, diet cokes & lucky Fuzzy Dice so I need to be on my game.....

opcorn2

I would watch out for the couple in the middle photo, they are pros, Take care and be careful :0074

 

[Morris]

and then head out to the Amerian Legion for a night of Bingo......

I'll drop in later to update on my run at the Legion :0008

I love a good rippin' game of Bingo! :0074

 

[fatdaddycool]

Arrow ??? :facepalm:

:mj07: :mj07:

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

Thanx..............Just got my seat, between two 70 yr old Blue Hairs with 50 cards each. They have Ink Blotto's, battery fans, diet cokes & lucky Fuzzy Dice so I need to be on my game.....

opcorn2

If you have some nickels - quietly (QUIETLY) place a few nickels on the floor and then tell your neighbors that they must have dropped a nickel - They will go ape shit over that shiny nickel and forget all about their Blotto Blotters - Hard to Bingo if you miss B-15 Bitches.

If shit gets real - Punch em in the defibrillator and run.

 

[Sportsaholic]

Thanks for the supports fellas! I've been in on one game (it's a term when you win a game I guess) unfortunately 4 others nailed it too so we split the $50 pot 5 ways...............We just hit the 1st break and the old farts are heading for the bathroom so I'm going to change out a few cards on the table......

It's Dollare Hot Dog Night to boot so part of my $10 win has gone to 2 dogs & a Moxie, still have $6.00 left and plan on tossing in $5 toward the 50/50 here in a few.............Last game is a $500 Blackout!!!!!! The equivalent of hitting a 10 Team Parlay............


Be back after the 2nd break.............BINGO

 

[Sportsaholic]

If you have some nickels - quietly (QUIETLY) place a few nickels on the floor and then tell your neighbors that they must have dropped a nickel - They will go ape shit over that shiny nickel and forget all about their Blotto Blotters - Hard to Bingo if you miss B-15 Bitches.

If shit gets real - Punch em in the defibrillator and run.

Haven't seen any defibrillators but one ole gal has an electric wheel chair with an oxygen tank mounted on the back............Talk about living on the edge :scared


Side note: There is a resently widowed lady in her mid 60's looking my up n down who's hit two $50 games tonight....Thinking a night cap might be in the cards......Keeping my options open :0074

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

It's Dollare Hot Dog Night to boot so part of my $10 win has gone to 2 dogs & a Moxie

Side note: There is a resently widowed lady in her mid 60's looking my up n down who's hit two $50 games tonight....Thinking a night cap might be in the cards......Keeping my options open :0074

I'm sitting here all Fucking Jealous :facepalm:

 

[Betone]

I'm sitting here all Fucking Jealous :facepalm:

I know right :shrug:

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

I know right :shrug:

Now I'm hoping he gets trannywidowed

 

[Betone]

Now I'm hoping he gets trannywidowed

:mj07:

 

[Sportsaholic]

Now I'm hoping he gets trannywidowed

2nd break..............Going to check which shittershe/he goes into to...Stranger things have happened..... Anyways, having no luck at all & thinking of calling it a night and heading for Tim Horton's for a Coffee & Donut......... I'll play two more games and see if my luck changes......

 

[fatdaddycool]

2nd break..............Going to check which shittershe/he goes into to...Stranger things have happened..... Anyways, having no luck at all & thinking of calling it a night and heading for Tim Horton's for a Coffee & Donut......... I'll play two more games and see if my luck changes......

Slip her some Glucosamine and an Excedrin PM and give her an hour.