she's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up
she's so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
she's so fat when she wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
she's so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
she's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
she's so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
she's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
she's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
she's so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
:scared