Can this girl ever move!!!

Senor Capper

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She' so fat....

She' so fat....

...... when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"


I gotta //www.madjacksports.com/forum/images/smilies/dance.gifpee!!!
 

hellah10

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Gatecrasher

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So fat...

So fat...

...she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

one good thing though...with her you get a new piece of ass every night.
 

louthesz

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she's so fat--she has more chins than a chinese phonebook!!:thefinger
 

chickenman

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She's so fat when she gets cut, she bleeds gravy.

She's so fat she wears a VCR as a beeper.

She's so fat she jumped up in the sky and got stuck.

She's so fat when she wore Malcom X hat a helicopter tried to land.
 

Stuman

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Good to see ya back on here Chad! Hope you had a good stay in Mexico my man. Nice to see the ole ying-yang instead of that Tide crap! :lol: I know it must have been awefully nice to get away with the little lady! :brows:
 

PaTsJaMM

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she's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up

she's so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

she's so fat when she wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

she's so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

she's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

she's so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

she's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

she's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

she's so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

:scared
 
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