Canadian Muslim Joke....

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Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario , says, "I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto .

I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.:canada1

?That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque.
We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and the other, a topless bar, would be called "You Mecca Me Hot."

?Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called "Iraq of Ribs."

?Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods? and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."

All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us.
 
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Another Muslim Joke

Another Muslim Joke

Three men ? an American farmer, a Muslim, and an Aussie are all walking together one day in a park.

From out of nowhere, a lantern falls out of the sky and a Genie pops out.
I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total?, says the Genie.

The American says,?I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in the USA.
POOF! With the blink of the Genie?s eye, the land in the USA was forever fertile for farming.

The Muslim was amazed, so he said,?I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq, and Iran so that no infidels, can come into our precious land.?

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie?s eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The Aussie says,?I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.?

The Genie explains,?Well, it?s about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the countries.
Nothing can get in or out; it?s virtually impenetrable.?

The Aussie sits down on his Harley , cracks a beer, lights a cigarette, smiles and says,?Fill the bloody thing with water.?
 
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