Caption this...

[JOSHNAUDI]

All this corn is making me wet

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

Officer, I think you're misinterpreting the law

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

Wonder if this thing vibrates. Hey mister, you got a match.

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

My doctor said when it comes to losing weight, I need to be AssHurtive

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

I'll tell you why I'm here, Do you play poker online?

or

Damn my jaws hurt

or

Captain, The Tsunami Siren just sounded

 

[IntenseOperator]

I do have to take a massive shit after that lunch but the bathroom door is too small.

This will work fine.

 

[LUX]

Funny shit guys, here is another one...

"Can you hear me now?"

 

[Agent 0659]

Yes, feels just like Pokerstars!!

 

[fatdaddycool]

I told ya it was tight!!!!

 

[INtheBLUE]

"you hook it up"

"NO! YOU hook it up!"

"you"

"YOU!!"

"Fvck it, let the damn chit burn"

 

[buddy]

Dateline - Houston

Mission Control has reported a rocket launch was thwarted when a spectator resorted to being escorted.

 

[SixFive]

"BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP! Can't back up, something must be caught in the tailpipe!"

 

[DBLMUTZ]

Amazingly after a six month drought,Water levels have returned to normal

 

[vanbasten]

For those of you who don't think there is racism in this country, if your son was dating the old oriental woman, the young oriental woman, the big black guy or the fat white chick with the fire hydrant jammed up her ass, who would you welcome with open arms?

:mj07: :clap: :mj07:

 

[no pepper]

While vacationing in the Grasslands, Ginger discovers the 1500 PSI vinegar-free douche kit.

 

[The Judge]

For those of you who don't think there is racism in this country, if your son was dating the old oriental woman, the young oriental woman, the big black guy or the fat white chick with the fire hydrant jammed up her ass, who would you welcome with open arms?

Very nice!

 

[hm23]

"Once you go yellow, you don't go back."