Chipper Jones to win National League Batting Title 2008

[fatdaddycool]

LOL....they should win because they're better players. What a retarded argument. This bet wasn't made for the best player, or the best fielder, or ANYTHING other then who wins the batting title. You guys yourselves ridiculed him for saying he's always hurt and saying he'll never get it because of that, blah blah fu(king blah. Now you want to turn it around and cry the same reasons as to why he doesn't deserve it.

Face it, the reasons why you thought he wouldn't win it and you criticized him for are going to turn around and bite you dead square in the ASS.

Don't base your arguments on "If I had the time to look up," and "ASSUMPTIONS." You did that when this thread was started, and I shredded you apart there. Not only that, but it's pretty stupid/retarded, and pretty much shows you don't have a clue what you're talking about.

Why would I bet you on who gets more MVP votes this late into the season and when it's irrelevant??? Why would I be dumb and greedy? I WIN, YOU LOSE.

As far as the Cubs and the playoffs, ENJOY IT. You're not going to win it, and you'll choke like always. Nope, don't want to bet on it....I'VE ALREADY WON.

Hey Clown,
I couldn't give two fuhks if that faggot wins anything other than a nice ass caving from idiotic fans like you. Don't give me this shit I don't have a clue ass hat. I never made a bet with you you dolt. Batting champ on a loser team.............yippee good for you maybe you can go get yourself laid by a hooker that never really made it and that will make your little losers circle complete. Sheesh what a friggin sap you are. The guy kills your team and you still want to feel his foreskin on your lips, good gawd man have some self respect will ya.

Also let's be perfectly clear on this. We never made any such bet so when you get your neighbors sister to come over and read this to you I hope you will understand that you won nothing from me and I will be watching my team during the playoffs this year just like when we swept your sorry asses last year. Where was Wonderboy then big boy? So yea if he won the batting title with the minimum possible plate appearances and you can count that as a moral victory than so be it, good for you, but why do I get the feeling that not getting gravy on your shirt at Sizzler is a moral victory for you too.
Have fun with your non winnings handjob.

 

[fatdaddycool]

I know you didn't just say Aramis Ramirez LMFAO

Derek Lee I'll give you. I definately think he's up there. However, Ramirez will be lucky to even hit .300, yet alone contend for the MVP race. HAHAHA

By the way how does that shit sandwhich taste since we are talking about who knows what. Won't contend huh? Not even close huh? Derek Lee maybe huh?

Three stupid statements in one post, you should get a star, dumbass.

Hope this helps,
FDC



Don't forget today is Zagnut day at the cafeteria:00hour idiot

 

[BUCSnotYUCKS]

#1- I said I'd give you Derek Lee, but he's not going to compete. The MVP is between Howard, Pujols, and Delgado.

#2 Ummm, batting .289 doesn't = .300 you ****ing moron.

#3 Umm, again, are you a ****ing idiot?? Neither have a chance to win the MVP....I bet your life that neither win the MVP, so quit wasting your breath. Wait, you're not worth the floaters after I take a shit, nvm.

Finally, I never said you made a bet with me. However, you're always so happy to want to make a wager.

Fact of the matter is, I TOLD YOU SO. EAT YOUR CROW AND STFU.

 

[fatdaddycool]

#1- I said I'd give you Derek Lee, but he's not going to compete. The MVP is between Howard, Pujols, and Delgado.

#2 Ummm, batting .289 doesn't = .300 you ****ing moron.

#3 Umm, again, are you a ****ing idiot?? Neither have a chance to win the MVP....I bet your life that neither win the MVP, so quit wasting your breath. Wait, you're not worth the floaters after I take a shit, nvm.

Finally, I never said you made a bet with me. However, you're always so happy to want to make a wager.

Fact of the matter is, I TOLD YOU SO. EAT YOUR CROW AND STFU.

You're right you said you would give me Derek Lee and you were wrong so eat crow and stfu as you say.

Who the fuhk said 289 equals 300 hamhock? Thats on you chief and your eminent brilliance I made no such statement. I already learned how to add in Calc 3 and 4 so try this little math problem. 2 testicles + 1 chin= you at a Chipper Jones book signing. Now thats good ciphering.

You're right they probably won't win the MVP and Skipper won't either loser team loser lazy player. Face it dude you want to have his ass child so get over me and yourself and move on. Tomorrow is his last day he gets to ride some more pine so noone can catch him in his completely selfish quest of the batting title caring nothing about the fact that his team is in the tank.

Last but not least.
Congrats on your big win and you get one more day to enjoy it. The only bad thing is I don't get to see the Cubbies sweep your loser ass team out of the playoffs two years in a row. Way to root for a loser you hump.

Hope this helps and remember BFF,
FDC

 

[BUCSnotYUCKS]

Hey fatass, I think you need to go back into your hole and chill. You talked all your shit when this was going down, now you're here trying to think up of as much whitty stuff as you can; primarily to take the light of your ignorant ass. Don't give me the Calc 3 and 4, tough guy. I was a college math major, so, um...stfu?

In the poker world we say, good game, but you lose.

 

[fatdaddycool]

really then give me the third derivative of 9/5x^5y^3-27z^2/4 +x -15/3 which is actually a Calc II problem. Also wht is the velocity theorom over distance.........oops sorry that physics 3.


At least you picked up on the witty thing which is somewhat impressive in of itself but is dumbed down by the fact that you let it get to you. So relax and put on a happy face asshat:toast:

Chip still is a lazy player though and did sit out way too many games. He may have been great in his heyday but his time has passed or passing and you know it. Congrats on your big win and let me know what you come up with on that third derivative. On a side note the slash after the exponent of two is meant to be and underline for the entire variable. Hint: the two questions are related. Other than that I thnk we are pretty tight don't you think. Go Cubs!!!


Hope this helps with your anger issues,

FDC

 

[Cookie Monster]

Chipper wins the Batting Title :00hour :spotting: :spotting:

 

[ppabart]

I like FDC :00hour

"fatass" :mj07:

 

[BUCSnotYUCKS]

Hope this helps with your anger issues,

FDC

It's pretty obvious you were the one with anger issues because you're the one who took it all personal from the get go.

Hope this helps,

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080928/ap_on_sp_ba_ne/bbn_braves_jones_batting_title

 

[THE KOD]

bucs

get my email from jack and send me your info.