I was thinking today at work. (As opposed to actually working)
"What about the gift for that prick you don't really want to buy something for, but pretty much have to?"
Well, I had what I thought was a fabulous idea.
You stop at a local gas mart. Up here, we have Kwik Trips. They sell gift cards for their gasoline. Now, my car takes about $40 to top it off when it is on empty.
Fill 'er up to about $39.29
Go inside, and ask for a $40.00 gift card. Pay for it, and immediately use it to pay for your gas. They will look at you kinda odd, but tell them to man the till, and STFU!
They will swipe the card, and debit the $39.29, leaving .71 on the card. Now, you get the receipt for the $40 card, and place it, along with the gift card, in the nice little envelope they give you.
Present the "gift" to Mr Fukcbag at the Christmas bash or whatever, and he'll be tickled pink that you think so much of him!
Next time he is low on gas, (and probably even lower on cash!) he will use the card most likely after pumping $40 worth of gas!!!!!
Oh, the Christmas joy would certainly be greater if you could be there to enjoy it with them, but you can't have everything.
Merry Christmas, suckholes!
"What about the gift for that prick you don't really want to buy something for, but pretty much have to?"
Well, I had what I thought was a fabulous idea.
You stop at a local gas mart. Up here, we have Kwik Trips. They sell gift cards for their gasoline. Now, my car takes about $40 to top it off when it is on empty.
Fill 'er up to about $39.29
Go inside, and ask for a $40.00 gift card. Pay for it, and immediately use it to pay for your gas. They will look at you kinda odd, but tell them to man the till, and STFU!
They will swipe the card, and debit the $39.29, leaving .71 on the card. Now, you get the receipt for the $40 card, and place it, along with the gift card, in the nice little envelope they give you.
Present the "gift" to Mr Fukcbag at the Christmas bash or whatever, and he'll be tickled pink that you think so much of him!
Next time he is low on gas, (and probably even lower on cash!) he will use the card most likely after pumping $40 worth of gas!!!!!
Oh, the Christmas joy would certainly be greater if you could be there to enjoy it with them, but you can't have everything.
Merry Christmas, suckholes!
