Close Shave

NickiD

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A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the
barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems
he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small
wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this
between your cheek and gum."
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber
proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever
experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in
garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"
"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back
tomorrow like everyone else does."

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