Coffee Enema Franchise...........looking for investors

[The Boys]

I'm thinking about doing a coffee enema franchise type of business. Even one with a drive thru window like Wendy's. I'm looking for investors and Franchisees.

1. I need a creative name
2. Local and regional franchisees
3. Large amount of money

 

[The Boys]

Beavis and Butthead had a great name, think it was Bunghole?

 

[MadJack]

It's not my cup of tea. :0003

 

[Cie]

I'd go with "sleeping with the enema"

 

[The Boys]

I'd go with "sleeping with the enema"

That's not bad. How about "Public Enema #1"

 

[Cie]

Some quotes you can use on your website

Ghandi on enemas:

When you are confronted by an enema, conquer it with love

FDR was obviously big into enema manufacturing :

I ask that judge me on the enemas i have made

Bob Marley, who had a knack for algebra, thinks of enemas in terms of the symmetric property:

Your best friend could be your worst enema, and your worst enema could be your best friend