COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. . . .
60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.
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50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Madison sunbathe.
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40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.
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32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Superior gets thicker.
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20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in
Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.
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15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.
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Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Wisconsin close the windows.
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10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Wisconsin get out their winter coats.
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25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Wisconsin are selling cookies door to door.
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40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Wisconsin let the dogs sleep indoors.
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100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Wisconsinites get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
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460 below zero
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero, zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Wisconsin start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Wisconsin public schools will open 2 hours late.
60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.
>> >
50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Madison sunbathe.
>> >
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.
>> >
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Superior gets thicker.
>> >
20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in
Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.
>> >
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.
>> >
Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Wisconsin close the windows.
>> >
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Wisconsin get out their winter coats.
>> >
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Wisconsin are selling cookies door to door.
>> >
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Wisconsin let the dogs sleep indoors.
>> >
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Wisconsinites get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
>> >
460 below zero
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero, zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Wisconsin start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Wisconsin public schools will open 2 hours late.
