College Boy(Man) Needs advice.....

[BOHICA]

hellah,
all you have to do is start by saying, "i never thought this would happen to me. i attend a small midwestern university..." and you have the start of a great penthouse forum letter. Dude, you are a pig, and college girls dig pigs.

 

[Sports Junkie]

Ah, memories. Still living vicariously through you my friend. Enjoy and be careful! She sounds like half the girls I knew in college!

 

[hellah10]

hahaha thanks fellas. After last night...and watchin the Dolphins lose...tough...just tough. Nothing will probably happen till she comes back from home...but I sure do hope I meet someone between now and when she gets back. That would put the cherry on top.

I love college......

GL!!
GO ROCKETS!

 

[hello there]

Lets not all say that the girl was a slut or easy, I mean give Hellah some credit, I'm sure Hellah is a decent looking guy with some credentials(the kicker thing was impressive

and he must have a somewhat of a personality. If Hellah was butt ugly and a pathetic loser with absolutely no personality, I don't think he would have scored. Yah, many girls are easy.....IF they want you.

PS:

Hellah,
I don't think u needed any of our help to score with that girl, you would have with or without our help. I think you've done this before, quit a few times.

 

[hellah10]

hahah thanks hello. Speaking of kicking...Iam kicking like chit lately. I really need to work on my leg speed. From 52 yards...I can only hit 2 or 3 out of 10. Just sick!

Hey now....I was on my high schools homecoming court

I thought I had pictures posted on the net. If I find them...I`ll post the pics.


GL


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GO ROCKETS! GO MAC!!

 

[Neemer]

Just a personal observation, but I'm guessin' she probably won't mind the "gambling" since she did "grease your monkey" on the 1st encounter. No way the Ho can think bettin' on a few games is any worse than blowing your knob on the 1st go around....

Also, ya ever heard the saying, "TOO MUCH INFORMATION?".... Seems like a chick ya don't wanna take home to Mamma for Thanksgiving dinner. Ya also might wanna' find out if she digs chicks as well as she does guys. This is totally a stab in the dark, but I wouldn't be surprised if she occassionally finds herself in the same "position" as you were tonite...

Anyhows, that truly was some funny chit to read, even if it was manufactured in your mind...

 

[hellah10]

HAHAHA thanks Neemer...btu right about now..I want to fly to LA and destroy Bill Walton...He is really pissin me off!!!

Anywho...that would be cool if she was down with other girls...that would be sweeeeeet!!

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

If she thinks Findlay is a cool city, she's a moron. I'm from there. Won't take much to impress this girl.

 

[scrubbo]

I haven't been around for a few days but that was some funny shit. Global must remember that it is college and hellah aint making marriage plans. F*CK'N 'A' do I miss college. I also can't beleive that hellah hasn't eaten pussy at 22. Whats up with that?

 

[redsfann]

Scrubbo--

I was thinking the same thing... Haven't munched any rug and you are 22 years old? Maybe our boy Hellah10 just has an over-active imagination....

[This message has been edited by redsfann (edited 12-28-2001).]

 

[yak merchant]

You might have a gambling problem if

a. You lose the rent money to your bookie

b. You play online blackjack.

c. They know you by name at the local track.

d. You think about JT Sneaks while receiving a blow job from a hot girl.


Oh how I miss college.

 

[ddubs]

LMAO @ yak.

 

[Regular Joe]

Hellah,

So these were the lines for your date, huh?


Here are tomorrows lines:

I get laid +350
I get head + 150
I get a kiss - 300
We make out but dont go real far -180
We do nothing... Even

OK guys...who had how much on what?

My wife saw me reading these posts. Her question was, "So THIS is what you do all night??"
You gotta let us know what happens in January!!

Good Luck!! (and thanks for the memories!)
"Joe"

 

[hellah10]

HAHAHAHAH LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You guys are great....HAHAHAHHA. Yea I talked to her last night on the phone. It was a quick conversation considering I was on the road and it was snowing pretty bad...so I made it fast and simple. She`ll be back around Jan 10th. Oh...but yes Iam 22...and yes this was my first time eating out. Gotta remember...I never went down in high school...no way...to many nasty girls at my school...thought I would get herpes or something...blah! And then 3 years of my life were in the Army...and YOU NEVER touch a girl in the Army. Big no-no. So I stayed away. I must say...it was cool!

HAHAHAH Gambling problem....HAHAHA LMAO! Money always on my mind...LMAO! Well fellas...It`s 8:08 am...and its Motor City Bowl time....Iam heading to Pontiac...GOOOOOO RRRRRRRRROOOOOCKETS~!~~

Keep your eye on #19

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At Least Toledo Doesn't Have To Pay To Win Championships

*cough* Marshall *cough*

 

[scrubbo]

Funny shit Yak

 

[BahamaMama]

Originally posted by hellah10:
she keeps moving left and right. I swear to god I thought she was gonna have a orgasm or something.

well, DUHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! is all i gotta say about this part

and just what were you hoping for, that she DIDN'T?????? LOL

 

[hellah10]

Thats it!?!? I thought you were gonna rip me!?!?!?

Soooooo your NOT gonna rip me?

Ummm....sorry I guess..thanks for not rippin me

 

[BahamaMama]

if i was gonna rip on ya, i would have SAID i was gonna rip on ya (actually, i probably would have said i was gonna tear you a new @ss hole...LOL.............. i said i wanted to give ya some s**t, and that was what i meant...... just wanted to give you a hard time, but you snap back with a typical male attitude, without even knowing what the hell is going on, (or what is meant) you just SNAPPED back with your assumptions, and that above ALL, pisses me off to NO end!!!)

but thanks for the apology, after you realized that it was nothing meant to be mean or nasty towards you, that is at least more than i'm used to for the past 16 years

(NOW comes the rip, cuz before, you cleared your name enough not to deserve a ripping

.....BUT.......learn to ask questions first if you don't know what something might be about, and SNAP later, if you were right

) K?

 

[Anders]

ah, this thread is just soooo funny.... thanks hellah for the vicarious thrills

redsfann you rug muncher u ...LMFAO

I was also reeling in shock at young hellah's revelation that this was his debut at my favourite past-time

But then I got to thinking about what I did when I was young....ahem, younger...and let's face it fellahs, all u wanted to do for many years was to get your end away before u exploded over her mum's duvet.

I dabbled a bit in the classical art but with mixed success and it's something that you get far better at with experience.

And sometimes you just wanna pass - I remember a wonderful college friend of mine who I thought I'd treat to half an hour of snorkelling.

But to say this young women was hirsute would be like saying Michael Jordan looks like Moochie Norris

When you find after 5 minutes that you may never have to dental floss again that it can get a little disconcerting - girls; a razor can be your best friend and ours

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"When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandmother did. Not screaming like the passengers in her car."

 

[Anders]

Hey Mama, you'd be a fan of this song then - I used to play it in my shop all the time; the reaction from customers was just priceless

"You say you want things to be equal and you want things to be fair
But you're afraid to get your teeth stuck in my pubic hair
If you're lying there expecting me to suck your dick
You're going to have to give me more than just a little lick
You better learn how
Because it's your....turn....now"

way too

[This message has been edited by Anders (edited 12-30-2001).]