Confederate Heroes Day

[Lumi]

No offense but you are a bit older than Hedgy and me. If I was your age, I probably wouldn't be mowing either. I just picture Hedgy's fat ass sitting on the couch popping pills and watching Rush while he laughs at minorities mowing his lawn. Little does he know his wife probably has been having fantasies about the lawn boy.

None taken,

My age is what it is. I treat all the people who do things around my house well. Yardcare, housekeepers, pest control, pool cleaner, a/c tech, whomever is here, my fridge is full of drinks and they all know they are welcome to one. I treat them like my friends and I get good service. When it's 115 degrees and the guys pushing lawnmowers are about to drop, they hang out in my garage where I have fans going, a full fridge and cable TV.

 

[Trampled Underfoot]

When it's 115 degrees and the guys pushing lawnmowers are about to drop, they hang out in my garage where I have fans going, a full fridge and cable TV.

Exactly. I'm pretty sure Hedge fuck is not doing that. In fact i'm sure he stiffs them every chance he gets.

 

[hedgehog]

Exactly. I'm pretty sure Hedge fuck is not doing that. In fact i'm sure he stiffs them every chance he gets.

I am working when they mow my lawn:shrug: