congrats to all phlemocrats...and some humor

gardenweasel

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yes,i know theres a "g" in "phlegmocrat"....

this could be it for conservatism,fellas...the immigration amnesty will likely cement control for democrats permanently in many locations.....you'll be talking about giving a population of 12 million illegal aliens voting rights and allowing them to bring their families in as well.......the guest workers will turn into permanent residents who will simply disappear into america and who will eventually receive amnesty also....that`s the pattern...

thanks,george bush....thanks,dems...

the only way that republicans in heavily hispanic areas are likely to carry the vote after that point is by moving to the left on spending issues....


basically, the republicans will become less conservative and more big government.... elections in the future in those areas will be a competition to see who can hand out the biggest goodies.....we will become western europe..all you guys that love sucking on the gov`t`s hind tit,well done....

bush, dems, and rino`s may mean the end of political conservatism as we know it in america......it may also mean the long-term balkanization of the good ole u.s. of a.....

when our security is so undermined by this congress...and it finally bites us on the ass..when nsa and the tracking of terrorist funding is abandoned....and after our military is defunded and downsized and missile defense is abandoned,i pray that it isn`t my city..or yours...that`s the first that`s turned to glass...

i hate to leave everyone so down(lol).....so heres a some ethnic humor.....

"A Mexican family was considering putting their grandfather in a Nursing Home. All the Catholic facilities were completely full so they had to put him in a Baptist home.

After a few weeks, they came to visit grandpa. "How do you like it here?' asks the grandson.

"Its wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," says grandpa.

"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this wasn't the place for you. You know, since you are a little different from everyone".

"Oh no! Let me tell you how wonderfully they treat the Residents here," grandpa says with a big smile.

"There's a musician here-he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and every one still calls him Maestro"

"There's a Judge in here-- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on The bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him Your Honor"

"And there is a physician here-- 90 years old. He hasn't Been practicing medicine for 25 years and everyone still calls him Doctor".


"And me.......I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me "The Fucking Mexican".....




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Hell, I found both parts of your post humorous! Good to see ya back in the fold, Wease... missed you yesterday.
 

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:D ..congrats,bjf....... an ass kicking plain and simple....

i knew it was gonna be strange when i saw "slick"menendez get the nod in joisey.....he won`t serve out his term...

and,then,with 1% reporting,i saw that william "$90,000 stashed in my freezer" jefferson (d, louisiana), was up fifteen points over his closest rival in "the big sleazy"........??????....

this stuff is turning my opinion on iraq....i was thinking,maybe we SHOULD bring our troops home......why should they die to keep these retards free?...

i was checking to see if rod serling was hosting the returns show....:shrug:

i finally decided to watch my "hostel" dvd to lighten the mood....
 
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and,then,with 1% reporting,i saw that william "$90,000 stashed in my freezer" jefferson (d, louisiana), was up fifteen points over his closest rival in "the big sleazy"........??????....
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that is fkud up. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH LOUISIANA????

re-elect th incompetent mayor and re-elect proven crook jefferson???? how many hurricanes and tupperware hidden kickbacks must it take before these fkn bassackwards people get a clue????
 

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that is fkud up. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH LOUISIANA????

re-elect th incompetent mayor and re-elect proven crook jefferson???? how many hurricanes and tupperware hidden kickbacks must it take before these fkn bassackwards people get a clue????

Didn't Mayor Daly get reelected once?
 

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The Rep's have one option only: to go back to winning on conservative ideology. Once they go back to touting small gvmt, low taxes, low spending, etc. then they can start winning again. If they keep expanding gvmt and spending like democrats-then they will lose and what weasel said will happen, and I pray they choose the former.
 

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If the Republicans throw out the Neocon's they could then rebound and get back in touch with America.
 

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The Rep's have one option only: to go back to winning on conservative ideology. Once they go back to touting small gvmt, low taxes, low spending, etc. then they can start winning again. If they keep expanding gvmt and spending like democrats-then they will lose and what weasel said will happen, and I pray they choose the former.

Its not the democrats that leave budgets in bad shape its republicans so this farce about spending is just that a farce.
 

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George Allen's wife is hot! Move over Katherine Hughes, I gotz me a new obsession.
 

gardenweasel

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smurph...i think i found your new avatar....

you`re welcome...
 

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"basically, the republicans will become less conservative and more big government"

umm...over the last 6 years of Republican power we have witnessed the largest increase in government spending and deficit increase in the history of the U.S....I think they became less "conservative" a long time ago.
 
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