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RAYMOND

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people in the middle east are saying the united states
are behind the killer wave :142lmao:
 

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Right after the wave hit, I started hearing how many things, for example earthquakes, are started by underground nuclear testing.

Sounds like something to run with if you are open to the thought of the blaming the US for these natural disasters.

What till they get a load of that stuff the CIA uses to make beards fall off (Castro) :142lmao:
 

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Now that is absolutely ridiculous. I mean not even the dumbest most stupidest middle/far eastern muslim would ever believe that Bush concocted or in some other way caused the tsunami. Everyone knows it was Carl Rove.

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i just heard today that a religious leader in saudi arabia is blaming the tsunami on christmas.

he said that allah is cleansing the christian people because during xmas there is alot of drinking & partying going on.

but the schmuck didn't explain why allah chose to cause the tsunami on muslim countries.
 

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Hold on a minute......as we all know, Israel bombed the WTC, a plane didn't really hit the Pentagon (that doozy from our French friends), and we created a Tsunami.

Amazing....is that Rummy I see on the grassy knoll?.
 

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Hmmmmm?
The US is tied w/ Allah for two votes apiece, (and Eddie breaks the tie via Carl Rove) while Eddie Haskell himself, comes in as an also ran.

:idea: Wait, we have a late write-in yet to be counted:

http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?page=story_3-1-2005_pg7_37


Like the heading.....

Daily Times
Your right to know/ A voice for a new Pakistan

Like the Canadian author Khalid Hasan


How's that go....my enemy's enemy is my friend.

Like how the net allows perspective "friends" to meet. :rolleyes:
 

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We tested a under ground nuke. Hey it must be true.
 

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there is an extensive tunnel network below the united states thats been built by unmanned laser guided moles for years..

but when they found an old secret gnome lair with some magic idiot juice the dean camp was offered several victory sips.. the lead gnome had a sip and began shrieking the names of states and so forth...

at least old bubba gets to bite his lip again and feel all the "man them are some big ass" waves of pain..
 

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I just want the tsunami to be brought to justice. We can't let it get away with that. War on seismo-terrorism!
 

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Disaster's Cause?

Tuesday, January 04, 2005

By Brit Hume



The latest from the Political Grapevine:

Disaster's Cause?

A Muslim cleric on Saudi TV insists he knows what caused the deadly tsunami in South Asia ? Christians. Saudi Cleric Muhammed Al-Manajjid says, "[Christmas and other Christian holidays] are accompanied by forbidden things, by immorality, abomination, adultery, alcohol, drunken dancing ... and revelry. ... [So] At the height of immorality, Allah took vengeance on these criminals."

He did not explain why the vengeance was taken on largely non-Christian nations.

Back in the U.S., meanwhile, a writer on the Web site Democratic Underground (search) said President Bush and the war in Iraq could be to blame. The writer, quoted by The New York Times, says,
"You know, we've exploded many millions of tons of ordnance upon this poor planet. All that 'shock and awe' stuff ... Perhaps the earth was just reacting to something that man has done to injure it."

Relations Repaired?

CBS News president Andrew Heyward (search) has met privately with White House communications director Dan Bartlett trying to mend relations after CBS' discredited report on President Bush's National Guard service.

According to one source, quoted by Broadcasting and Cable magazine, Heyward was "working overtime to convince Bartlett that neither CBS News nor [Dan] Rather had a vendetta against the White House."

What's more, the source says, Heyward promised "from here on out [CBS] would do everything it could to be fair and balanced."

Uday's Impact

More than a year and a half after Al-Jazeera's CEO and director general at the time, Mohammed Jassem al-Ali, insisted he never collaborated with Saddam Hussein's regime, a newly disclosed videotape shows Al-Ali meeting with Saddam's son Uday, and thanking him for "your cooperation and support for us."

In the tape, quoted by the leading Arab newspaper Asharq Al-Awsat (search), Al-Ali tells Uday, "Al Jazeera is your channel." Uday then boasts that his ideas from previous meetings led to "some changes" in the network's political coverage, including a shuffle in the anchor line-up. Al-Jazeera declined to comment.

Advice for Illegal Immigration

The Mexican government is planning to hand out an illustrated 32-page guide to millions of migrants, with suggestions about crossing the U.S. border. The book carries a disclaimer, saying it's not promoting illegal immigration, and Mexican authorities insist they're just promoting safety.

But, among other pieces of advice, the book says, "Thick clothing increases your weight when wet, and this makes it difficult to swim or float [across rivers]." And, the book says, "Try to walk [across deserts] during times when the heat is not as intense." According to the Arizona Republic, the book offers no advice on getting a U.S. visa."
 

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That's funny to read about Allah causing this to rid f us of Christians. I work with a guy in Indonesia, and his theory was the opposite. He stated that God brought on the waves to let the Muslim territory know that their end was coming. I replied that I didn't think my God was a vengeful one and left it at that.

To give credit for him with the "centrists", he has also said that he thought Bush was pretty dumb, but most of the people there feel his administration has the best chance of helping them out with their terrorism problems.
 

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The Buhdist leader of Sri Lanka (80% of Sri Lanka's are Buhdist's apparently!) was quoted a couple of days ago as saying the earthquake/tsunami was caused by people upseting the earth's karma.

Wonder who/what causes large Earthquakes that happen in remote area's when no-one gets killed? :shrug:
 
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