Corey Pavin birdies 8 outta 9 holes!

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According to very reliable sources (Agent), the course is only playing 2,200 yards this week, and they have enlarged the clown's mouth by 50%. :mj07:
 

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Agent 0659 said:
I shot 26 on a par 35, big freaking deal... :shrug:


You know.......I used to want to meet this guy. Now.......I think I would just say, "hi", crack him in the cokcsucker, and be on my way.



I remember sitting in a bar with a few friends. We're watching a game, and all of the sudden, everyone just furrows their brow and turns to look in the direction from which some jackass just spewed something incredibly stupid:

"Jordan woulda never put up ten points on me, let alone 50!"

"97mph my ass!........Randy Johnson woulda never brushed me off that plate!"

"I shot 26 on a par 35, big freaking deal..."


How the hell do you impress this guy?



"Hey Agent! You missed it.......Ron Jeremy was just here! He told some great stories, and we got to shake his hand!


Yeah, he pulled up next to me in the bathroom.........He said, "Holy shit!", then he shook my hand.
 

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Yea, I was dead serious...man you guys ...

IT WAS A FUKING JOKE, no really..I shot 9 under par for 9 holes..... :SIB

Im sure however you can imagine my dissapointment that YYZ doesnt want to meet me anymore. I was so looking forward to meeting the guy who has poked fun at about 9 differen peoples deaths, in particular when TOny Dungys son commited suicide. What were your words there?....good rittance or something? Im appauled to find out I fell off your hero list.

As far as Pavin, the greatest thing about him shooting that score IMO was the intervilew. He said he hit it terrible on the range, and actually hit it better on the back than he did the front. Then, they asked if 26 was the best 9 hole score he had ever shot and he commented "so far" :mj07: Gotta love the optimism in that!
 

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You should get your facts straight on the Dungy shit. Don't confuse me with someone else you were mad at in that thread.

I certainly didn't think you ever shot a 26, Agent, but I have no doubt that you were unimpressed by Pavins feat, either.

And you were never on the hero list, sorry. (Even though I know that will in no way, shape, or form, hurt your ego.)
 

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Oh you're right, that wasnt you...this however was



I guess he told a bunch of his peeps his dad's team would go undefeated. They said no way, and he said, "I'd bet my life on it."


Thats so much better than what I was thinking..


yyz said:
I certainly didn't think you ever shot a 26, Agent, but I have no doubt that you were unimpressed by Pavins feat, either.

Yeah I was completely unimpressed by Pavin, a guy who averages about 260 off the tee shooting a 26 (-8) in a PGA event. Especially since he was one of my favorites growing up, with all the toughness and clutch play he displayed in a couple of Ryder Cups...only to fall off the map for some time and then pop back up and be able to do this in a game where the young bomb and gouge type players are dominating. He truly is one of the few shotmakers left.


But I could care less, Ive only spent the majority of my life, watching, playing, reading, teaching, learning, practicing and loving golf...a game that has given me so many things in my life...

Nice call there man, you nailed another one!
 
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Not much man...just a few more

shrimp/pasta pesto

and a few more my wife has, one sticks out made with androuille sausage, sundried tomatoes, onions, etc.

I might post a recipes "thread" in the future to get all mjers involved...

kneifl
 

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Gotta love these forum posters comparing themselves to pro athletes. :142smilie
 

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Yeah, one was much better. One was a joke, and the other was happy he was dead. Not quite the same.


Maybe you were on the range they day they taught the difference?


Hey, I'm over it. Good luck on your next big achievement.
 

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kneifl said:
Not much man...just a few more

shrimp/pasta pesto

and a few more my wife has, one sticks out made with androuille sausage, sundried tomatoes, onions, etc.

I might post a recipes "thread" in the future to get all mjers involved...

kneifl


I'm not braggin' too much but I can flat out cook!

I for one wouldn't mind checking out a few recipes from the MJ'ers. Definitely football snacks.

Cajun is my favorite.

This goes out to my buddy lawtchan.....


Laissez Les Bon Temp Roulez!!!


Have a good night everyone.

nole
 

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Nole in Vol Land said:
I'm not braggin' too much but I can flat out cook!

I for one wouldn't mind checking out a few recipes from the MJ'ers. Definitely football snacks.

Cajun is my favorite.

This goes out to my buddy lawtchan.....


Laissez Les Bon Temp Roulez!!!


Have a good night everyone.

nole


You lived?? :com:


cool!! dance2
 
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