couple of quick jokes that you've probably already heard

BahamaMama

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A study in Wisconsin showed that the kind of male face, that a woman
finds
attractive, can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged
And masculine features.
And if she is menstruating, she is more prone to be attracted to a man
With scissors shoved in his temple and a baseball bat jammed up his ass
while he is on fire.
Further studies are expected \

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Mood Ring
My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the
other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I' m in a
good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big
friggin' red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a
diamond.
 

BahamaMama

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geez Reds...now it feels like i've been gone from there forever.....

need you to refresh my memory!!

Air Show (June)?

Blues Fest (July)?

Bix (August)

and if airshow is June, is it this weekend or next weekend?

Also is it the Blues Fest that is also Sturgis on the River?
 

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you missed the Air Show, it was on last weekend, which was earlier than in years past. Sturgis on the River was this weekend. Damn loud as hell w/ all those Harleys using Marquette St as a route to and from the riverfront.....:eek:

Blues Fest is July 3-5 this year, thats what I was refering to in this post, and then Bix is later in July.......:)
 

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GEEZ...................... i was WAY off....LOL

but yes, we are coming to the QC's for 4th of July weekend :D

getting to town late on the 3rd. leaving mid day on the 6th.
 
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