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bleedingpurple

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I brought this chick home from work and then the next day she came over she had all of her shit in her car and wanted to stay with me. I was young and dumb and said OK. What a mistake that was. Everything was great for a few months but then it was getting sour because she wasn't doiing anything but following me around like a puppy dog. I tried to break up with her but she wouldnt leave. Finally I woke up to her punching me in the head. I packed up her shit and threw it out the door. She tried to tell me that it was unlawful of me to throw her out. I told her that we should get the cops here to see this knot on my head. She left but she would call and call. I wouldnt answer. She called me every 5 minutes for 3 hours one night and finally after about a month it stopped.
 
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I've been with four different squirters and they are quite fun.............Not sure I could marry one though unless I owned a Visqueen distributor.

They sure make you feel like the King, cuz you never have to wonder if they did or not:00hour :00hour
 
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I will say that I did date a squirter one time and found it a bit unsettling but as long as I was prepared for it and could get the hell out of the way I was good, but she was also the horniest dirtiest girl I think I have dated.

The worst girl I ever dated wasn't her though. I have dated some crazy women but this one I dated many years back actually kicked in my sliding glass door, banged most of my friends. On a side note I remember sitting on my buddies couch on night and it was late and we had been to the Blackhawks game and then out till 4 or so and when we got back to the condo I started hitting his one hitter. Thats when I noticed that I had finished it, so I said, "Sorry dude I smoked all your dope" to which he replied, "Thats alright I fucked your chick"! By that time I already knew that she had at least been fingerbanged by everyone in the county. Anyway, she scratched my face would always lose her damn mind and I remember I had to literally grab her by the collar and the waist and launch her out of the sliding glass door she just kicked in. She was a frickin nutjob, she would show up wherever I was man that was a nightmare. Only time I ever had to physically break up with anyone but that bitch was nuts.


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fatdaddycool said:
The worst girl I ever dated wasn't her though. I have dated some crazy women but this one I dated many years back actually kicked in my sliding glass door, banged most of my friends. On a side note I remember sitting on my buddies couch on night and it was late and we had been to the Blackhawks game and then out till 4 or so and when we got back to the condo I started hitting his one hitter. Thats when I noticed that I had finished it, so I said, "Sorry dude I smoked all your dope" to which he replied, "Thats alright I fucked your chick"! By that time I already knew that she had at least been fingerbanged by everyone in the county. Anyway, she scratched my face would always lose her damn mind and I remember I had to literally grab her by the collar and the waist and launch her out of the sliding glass door she just kicked in. She was a frickin nutjob, she would show up wherever I was man that was a nightmare. Only time I ever had to physically break up with anyone but that bitch was nuts.


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ImFeklhr

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Let's see. In my world, starting from the biggest disaster and progressing from there:

meth-head > bulimic > ghonorrific > kleptomaniac > hustler.

Wait, that was just one person. :shrug:
 
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bleedingpurple said:
I brought this chick home from work and then the next day she came over she had all of her shit in her car and wanted to stay with me. I was young and dumb and said OK. What a mistake that was. Everything was great for a few months but then it was getting sour because she wasn't doiing anything but following me around like a puppy dog. I tried to break up with her but she wouldnt leave. Finally I woke up to her punching me in the head. I packed up her shit and threw it out the door. She tried to tell me that it was unlawful of me to throw her out. I told her that we should get the cops here to see this knot on my head. She left but she would call and call. I wouldnt answer. She called me every 5 minutes for 3 hours one night and finally after about a month it stopped.
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I believe I would like it if I had a chick that followed me around like a puppy dog. Free sex right at your fingertip!!!:mj07:

A whining puppy dog in heat:142smilie
 
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The Wizard said:
I believe I would like it if I had a chick that followed me around like a puppy dog. Free sex right at your fingertip!!!:mj07:

A whining puppy dog in heat:142smilie
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I could see it being a pain in the ass, but the fun times in between:jump: nymphomaniac would be fun for a while then you would get tired of it
 
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ImFeklhr said:
Let's see. In my world, starting from the biggest disaster and progressing from there:

meth-head > bulimic > ghonorrific > kleptomaniac > hustler.

Wait, that was just one person. :shrug:
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he must have been a real pain in the ass :mj07:
 
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