cynthia mckinney does her whitney houston impression

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""Cynthia McKinney may cause a security crisis all on her own in the nation’s capital before she gets done with her moment of infamy. Instead of apologizing for failing to wear proper identification, violating a security checkpoint, ignoring a security officer when he asked her to stop, and then assaulting him when he attempted to detain her, McKinney claims that she has been victimized — by the racist and sexist molesters who guard the government offices in DC:

Rep. Cynthia McKinney, the Georgia congresswoman who had an altercation with a Capitol Police officer, said Friday a Capitol police officer started the incident by “inappropriately touching and stopping” her after she walked past a security checkpoint.

McKinney, speaking at a news conference, declared she will be exonerated. “Let me be clear. This whole incident was instigated by the inappropriate touching and stopping of me, a female black congresswoman,” McKinney said, surrounded by supporters at predominantly black Howard University. ...

Her lawyer, James W. Myart Jr., said, “Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney, like thousands of average Americans across this country, is, too, a victim of the excessive use of force by law enforcement officials because of how she looks and the color of her skin.”

“Ms. McKinney is just a victim of being in Congress while black,” Myart said. “Congresswoman McKinney will be exonerated.”"



as she passed dick cheney in one of the capitol hallways,he was heard to say...."whassup my nizzle?.....i hope they drop the a-bizzle on yo` ass"......

o.j. was supposed to fly in for support...but he`s still searching golf courses in south florida for nicole`s real killers...

i know there`s a slappy white joke in here somewhere...just can`t make it work...
 
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this thing`s like an old saturday night live skit.....

akroyd as a cardigan-wearing n.e. yankee lib... murray as the twitchy security guard....jane and gilda for (lack of) color, and garrett morris in drag playing cynthia......lol
 

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i was kidding about o.j...but,here comes harry belafraudy and danny glover........

where`s the aclu and the naacp?

what a circus... :142smilie

"We've watched HER be abused before" :wtf: :142crying

ohhhhh god....... :mj07:
 
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she was apologizing until she got the lawyer yesterday.

lawyer says the real crime is that she wasnt recognized by the whitebreak officers.

There are only 500 members of congress that pass through the checkpoints.
 

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did you see her eyes during parts of the conference? she had crazy written all over her. wish they would have tazed her like that video of a traffic stop that someone posted last week.
 
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