I personally have inside info on this game:
Jenny, who is Jerry's cousin has a friend who is friends with a friend who is second cousins with Carlos Zambrano. She talked to Carlos earlier this morning. Carlos personally said that the Cardinals ain't gonna hit my chit today. She called her cousin back who called her second cousin who called her friend who called her friend who called Jerry. Jerry didn't call Jenny, but called me personally. By the time the message got to me it was those mo'fo's ain't get hit chit of me. Sounded a little unlike Carlos, so I personally called the second cousin and got the original message verified of the St. Louis Cardinals ain't gonna hit my chit today.
So I actually did my own handicapping on this and here is the Cardinals line-up has fared against Mr. Zambrano:
Eckstein 2 for 8 no pop
Nunez 1 for 10 no pop
Pujols 5 for 27
Edmonds 6 for 27
Rodriguez 1 for 4
Grudzilanek 1 for 5
Taguchi 0 for 1
Mahoney 0 for 3
Marquis 0 for 1
Now on the flip side, my inside sources (cannot reveal but goes by name of deepthroat) has personally seen Marquis crying pregame at having to face the Cubs. I have a contact in every city sitting by the bullpen who tells me what the pitchers are doing pre-game. They are on my payroll and you guys are LUCKY I'm giving you this info today.
Cubs vs. Marquis:
Lawton 1 for 8
Walker 3 for 6 1 dong
Lee 12 for 26 4 dongers
Ramirez 3 for 9
Burnitz 3 for 12
Barett 5 for 12
Perez never seen except in his wet dreams
Patterson 3 for 14
Zambrano 0 for 2
500********* HUMONGOUS JUMBO TOUT MO FO PLAY CUBS -115 (remember the inside info)
500********* Under 9.5 -115
(you are the chosen ones. my clients only get the side, but you as valued MJ members get BOTH
WOWOWOW)
Games of the Millenium don't come around daily, mostly weekly and occasionally a few times a week.
Also remember the inside info is very important. These mo'fo's ain't gonna hit chit off me.
Don't forget to sign up when these games hit, as my payroll is getting too big with scouts in every city at every game.
If these don't hit I WILL post again with another LOCK.
gl
Jenny, who is Jerry's cousin has a friend who is friends with a friend who is second cousins with Carlos Zambrano. She talked to Carlos earlier this morning. Carlos personally said that the Cardinals ain't gonna hit my chit today. She called her cousin back who called her second cousin who called her friend who called her friend who called Jerry. Jerry didn't call Jenny, but called me personally. By the time the message got to me it was those mo'fo's ain't get hit chit of me. Sounded a little unlike Carlos, so I personally called the second cousin and got the original message verified of the St. Louis Cardinals ain't gonna hit my chit today.
So I actually did my own handicapping on this and here is the Cardinals line-up has fared against Mr. Zambrano:
Eckstein 2 for 8 no pop
Nunez 1 for 10 no pop
Pujols 5 for 27
Edmonds 6 for 27
Rodriguez 1 for 4
Grudzilanek 1 for 5
Taguchi 0 for 1
Mahoney 0 for 3
Marquis 0 for 1
Now on the flip side, my inside sources (cannot reveal but goes by name of deepthroat) has personally seen Marquis crying pregame at having to face the Cubs. I have a contact in every city sitting by the bullpen who tells me what the pitchers are doing pre-game. They are on my payroll and you guys are LUCKY I'm giving you this info today.
Cubs vs. Marquis:
Lawton 1 for 8
Walker 3 for 6 1 dong
Lee 12 for 26 4 dongers
Ramirez 3 for 9
Burnitz 3 for 12
Barett 5 for 12
Perez never seen except in his wet dreams
Patterson 3 for 14
Zambrano 0 for 2
500********* HUMONGOUS JUMBO TOUT MO FO PLAY CUBS -115 (remember the inside info)
500********* Under 9.5 -115
(you are the chosen ones. my clients only get the side, but you as valued MJ members get BOTH
WOWOWOW)
Games of the Millenium don't come around daily, mostly weekly and occasionally a few times a week.
Also remember the inside info is very important. These mo'fo's ain't gonna hit chit off me.
Don't forget to sign up when these games hit, as my payroll is getting too big with scouts in every city at every game.
If these don't hit I WILL post again with another LOCK.
gl
