dear abby

[AR182]

Dear Abby:

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him he denies everything. What's worse,everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also since he lost his job two years ago he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is sit around the living room in his underwear and watch TV, while I work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me. He keeps calling me a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed Clueless










Dear Clueless:

Dump him. Since you became a New York senator you don't need him anymore.

 

[beantownjim]

DEAR ABBY- I AM REALLY CONCERNED ABOUT A FRIEND OF MINE HE CLAIMS HE IS STRAIGHT AND YET HE IS ALWAYS WATCHING RICHARD SIMMONS VIDEOS,HE GOES TO STARBUCKS AND READS THE NEW YORK TIMES,HE HAS A FASCINATION WITH MENS FIGURE SKATING HIS FAVORITE SKATER IS RUDY GALENDO,HE WEARS FLIP FLOPS IN THE SUMMER TIME THESE ARE SANDELLS,ABBY DO YOU THINK I CAN TURN MY FRIEND moon: SCOTTY FROM ATLANTA STRAIGHT) I KNOW IT WONT BE EASY ABBY THE KID JUST WENT OUT AND BOUGHT A NEW PAIR OF FIGURE SKATES.

WHAT SHOULD I DO ABBY WITH SCOT FROM ATLANTA I DONT LIKE TALKING TO FAGS AT MADJACKS:argue: FORUM

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE STOLE 660 DOLLARS FROM ME:thefinger

 

[buddy]

Dear Jimbo, dear jimbo,

"You have no complaint.

You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't

So listen up Buster, and listen up good...

Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood."

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(chorus lyrics copied from "Dear Abby" by John Prine)

 

[THE KOD]

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beantownjim

I am quite disturbed over the language in your letter, and the apparant high handedness.

For you to say these things about someone that you don't even know shows a total disregard for humanity.

I would advise you to grow up, stop your degenerate gambling and lieing about knowing Barry Bonds and Peter Gammrit. Your a loser ! You always were and you always will be !

Hope that helps.

Abby

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KOD

 

[THE KOD]

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beanhead

and pay your daddy back the fifty you owe him on your loss for the 56 game streak.

If yu welch your daddy you will welch everyone BOY !

trot trot to Boston trott trot to

Gin....thefinger :thefinger :thefinger


I grin when you lose !

You sure dont make any posts with bets in here much anymore.

Last one I seen you make was a loss. It was a over in the NBA I think.


KinG OF DoGs

 

[beantownjim]

HEY SCOTTY BOY WHY DONT YOU GO READ MY POST ABOUT MISS UNIVERSE TONIGHT FOR THE BOYS WHO FOLLOW MY PLAYS WE ARE WINNING BIG TONIGHT SO GO HAVE A LOOK SCOTTY AND TELL ME WHO I BET.:thefinger I CANT HEAR YOU APOLOGIZING TO ME SCOTTY BOY MY PICK WAS UP AND IT WAS UP EARLY PAY ATTENTION KID AND YOU MIGHT BECOME A WINNER SOME DAY.

ALWAYS SLEEP WITH YOUR HANDS ABOVE THE COVERS SCOTTY THIS WAY YOU WONT BE TEMPTED TO TOUCH YOUR WEINER:drinky:

 

[THE KOD]

HEY SCOTTY BOY WHY DONT YOU GO READ MY POST ABOUT MISS UNIVERSE TONIGHT FOR THE BOYS WHO FOLLOW MY PLAYS WE ARE WINNING BIG TONIGHT SO GO HAVE A LOOK SCOTTY AND TELL ME WHO I BET.

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beanhead

I know you havnt been around much lately but when you have a play your supposed to post it in the Baseball forum. Unless you got some shame about the play.

If you want when football comes around I can feed you some winners to help you make it through them long Boston winters. Did they ever fix the damn streets up there in Boston. Whats up with the cobblestone chit in the streets.

Good luck to you and yours,,,,,,,,:thefinger :moon: :thefinger


KinG OF DoGs

 

[freelancc]