Dear Kurt Warner....

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Aug 23, 2002
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The pimply 16 year old kid that usually stocks our shelves just up and quite last night. I see that you have been having a rough time in the NFL as of late. We would like to extend a job offer to you as we understand you have previous experience. We could pay you a little more than we pay most of our stockers, let's say $5.37/hr. Please give us some serous consideration.

Sincerely,

Joe Manager
Store Director of Piggly Wiggly Grocery
 
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