Deathtest
- Thread starter wareagle
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Hot damn!! I'm gonna make it to 77! I'm checkin' out Nov. 8, 2039.
Don't think the wife will be pleased though.
nole
Don't think the wife will be pleased though.
nole
hmm, 65 and I don't drink, smoke, do drugs, nor do I have any diseases. I guess that 65 is a truly magic number for me!
77
I'll take that all day!!!!
Now I think I'll have a beer, a smoke and join the neighborhood orgy!!!
:toast:
I'll take that all day!!!!
Now I think I'll have a beer, a smoke and join the neighborhood orgy!!!
:toast:
"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
March 5, 2041
at the age of 71 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (22%)
Auto-Fellatio (12%)
Suicide (8%)
Drowning (6%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.
Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on March 5, 2041, as you slip silently into the night.
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
March 5, 2041
at the age of 71 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (22%)
Auto-Fellatio (12%)
Suicide (8%)
Drowning (6%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.
Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on March 5, 2041, as you slip silently into the night.
October 27, 2042
at the age of 81 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (32%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Homicide (10%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.
at the age of 81 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (32%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Homicide (10%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.
