Democrat Humor
- Thread starter Blitz
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While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose
hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.
The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post
turtle' was.
The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you
come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post
turtle'."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to
explain.
"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there,
he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just want to help
the dumb-ass get down."
hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.
The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post
turtle' was.
The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you
come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post
turtle'."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to
explain.
"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there,
he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just want to help
the dumb-ass get down."
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you didn't respond to Blitz' post and it was going to fall off all alone :mj07:
And yes, I got my retired teacher sending me emails again. Got a funny about a plane but I don't think it's gonna make the grade.
Go and give Coach Chad some more shit.
you didn't respond to Blitz' post and it was going to fall off all alone :mj07:
And yes, I got my retired teacher sending me emails again. Got a funny about a plane but I don't think it's gonna make the grade.
Go and give Coach Chad some more shit.
That was the idea and it was well on it's way. A bunch of lawyer jokes that we've all heard. So boring. It deserved to die and then you breath life into it. :nono:
bud lite salutes you, mister rabid bock obama worshipper....
only someone with a complete denial of reality could think that someone who opposed everything he stood for (cutting taxes and standing up to america's enemies) could be the new john f. kennedy...
so crack open a cold one now, mister rabid bock obama worshipper, because once bock and his minions bring sharia law to us all... you'll be drinking goat's milk......
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only someone with a complete denial of reality could think that someone who opposed everything he stood for (cutting taxes and standing up to america's enemies) could be the new john f. kennedy...
so crack open a cold one now, mister rabid bock obama worshipper, because once bock and his minions bring sharia law to us all... you'll be drinking goat's milk......
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I like the texas saying "all hat and no cattle" the best 
Example He and wife were Ivy grads in their 40's--both attorneys--and until he got huge advance on 2nd book- never owned a home and were still paying off credit cards and student loans--
--was a underachieving spendthrift in personal life--pre politics-- and all of a sudden he's presidential material :shrug:
Example He and wife were Ivy grads in their 40's--both attorneys--and until he got huge advance on 2nd book- never owned a home and were still paying off credit cards and student loans--
--was a underachieving spendthrift in personal life--pre politics-- and all of a sudden he's presidential material :shrug:
I like the texas saying "all hat and no cattle" the best
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and how about this texas saying? ....
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/bushvideos/youtube/bushfoolme.htm
I mean come on!!! Gawwd there is nothing anyone could ever say ever that could aproach the embarrasment of this guy.:scared
