A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said "I'd like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked "Why, in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied "I need it to poisen my husband."
The pharmist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law. I'll lose my license! They'll throw us both in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutly not! You CANNOT have any cyanide. Just get a divorce!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
The pharmacist asked "Why, in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied "I need it to poisen my husband."
The pharmist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law. I'll lose my license! They'll throw us both in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutly not! You CANNOT have any cyanide. Just get a divorce!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
