Do You Know Your A** From Your Elbow?

hoss

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Nice one!

I got 7/14, but my wife got 12/14!! :D

She can spot her arse from her elbow - I'm the one next to the computer:D :D
 

Chanman

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LOL- so you wanna play rough:

Below are four (4) questions. Answer them instantly.
You can't take your time. Answer them immediately.
No pencil or paper!



OK? Let's find out just how smart and clever you really are.

Ready?

GO!!! (scroll down)







First Question:
You are participating in a race.
You overtake the second person.
What position are you in?




Answer:
If you answer that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! if you
overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try
not to screw up in the next question.






To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the
first question. (You know you took too much time.)


Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?








Answer:
If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again.
Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!






Third Question: Very tricky math!
Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.





Take 1000 and add 40 to it.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 30.
Add another 1000.
Now add 20.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 10.

What is the total?

Scroll down for answer..






Did you get 5000?



The correct answer is actually 4100.

Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not
your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?





Mary's father has five daughters: Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?




Answer: Nunu? Nana? Nene? NONO! Of course not.
The fifth daughter's name is Mary. Read the question again.
:confused:
 

Chanman

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-----Subject: More Trivia



Butterflies taste with their feet.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the
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On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
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Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
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Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
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A snail can sleep for three years.
No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. SCARY!!!
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
All polar bears are left-handed.
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,
including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
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"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow.
Don't forget to pass these weird facts on to everyone you know.
They will get a kick out of it !!
You tried to lick your elbow, didn't you?
 

chickenman

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Were you watching me.


When I read the last one I was trying to lick my elbow, about then my wife walked in. Try to explain that one.:shrug:
 
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