Do you remember the last time you pooped your pants?

The Big Tease

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Maybe you guys dont, but I do. I was all but 7 years old, and waiting for my mom to drive me home after my football game. She was blabbing on to some of the other moms, while I tugged on her shirt and told her I had to go bad.....she didnt listen, and I went walking to the car by myself. I then let myself go. It was warm and mushy, and when my mom finally got over to the car, I had a big issue. I got in the back seat and she started dry heaving. She didnt know what I had done until then.....she then found out the horrible news.......and here is the kicker. She made me stick my arse out the back window so as not to make her puke while she drove.:scared :scared So here I am in my white football pants, with a big ole poop stain on the back, with it hanging out the window, with half of the people laughing and the other half sicker than a dog.:chew: It wasnt funny. That was the last time I ever pooped my pants.

I brought this up, because I thought I was going to revisit poop-ville today, but I made it. I always do these days. Sometimes you just feel like your ass is going to burst, but you always make it. kurby :flush:
 

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Classic story on this one! One of the guys on my college golf team was practising on the 16th hole one day hitting 80 yard wedges into the green when all of a sudden 'it hit him'. He took the bolt to the can about 300 yards away and got half way there before he shat all over himself and down his white golf pants. He had to walk back to where he was hitting from, pick up the balls he'd been hitting to the green, and then walk another 200 yards to the carpark before driving 20 mins home. Talk about a fukin' classic story. Luckily it was 'maintanance monday' and there was no-one at the club! :mj07: Will never forget that one!!!
 
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