BOYS I AM SO F-CKING MAD RIGHT NOW I CANT PUT INTO WORDS BUT I WILL TRY.IT ALL STARTED THIS MORNING AS I WALKED INTO THE WEST ROXBURY STARBUCKS COFFEE SHOP.I ORDERED A NICE MOCHA LATTE NO WHIP CREAM AND A CORN MUFFIN AS I STARTED TO SIT DOWN I SAW A BOSTON HERALD SO I STARTED TO READ IT FIGURING IT WAS LEFT THERE BY STARBUCKS.I WAS JUST GETTING TO TODAYS BASEBALL LINES WHEN I WAS VERBALLY ASSAULTED BY THIS HUGE LESBIAN WITH 2 TATOOS ONE ON EACH ARM :scared WELL IT SEEMS I WAS READING HER PAPER SHE JUST WENT INTO THE BATHROOM FOR A MINUTE.SHE SAYS DO YOU ALWAYS TAKE OTHER PEOPLES NEWSPAPERS AND SEATS WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE BOYS I AM NOT EXAGERATING SHE WAS LOUD.FINALLY AFTER BEING EMBARRASSED AND YELLED AT AND STEERED DOWN BY SOME HUGE LESBIAN I FINNALY GOT UP THE COURAGE AND STOOD MY GROUND AND I WASS BULLSH-T I DIDNT THINK I HAD IT IN ME SINCE I CAN USAULLY CONTROL MY TEMPER IN PUBLIC.I SAID LISTEN BUDDY I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS YOUR PAPER AND IF YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS OUTSIDE LETS GO YOU F-CKING DIKE.BOYS I LOST IT LUCKY FOR ME THERE WAS ONLY THE 2 EMPLOYEES AND ME AND HER/HIM IN THE STORE.SHE SAYS WHAT ARE YOU A TOUGH GUY WHO BEATS UP WOMEN I SAID NO BUT IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT LETS DO IT I AM SICK AND TIRED OF COMING INTO STARBUCKS AND BEING HARRASSED GO F-CK YOURSELF.I THINK SHE WAS STARTING TO GET NERVOUS OF COURSE I WASNT GOING TO FIGHT HER COME ON FELLAS I AM A WELL KNOWN GUY AROUND TOWN I JUST WANTED TO HOLD MY GROUND FOR A CHANGE.I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS WITH MY FACE BUT LESBIANS ARE ALWAYS F-CKING WITH ME I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS ABOUT THE 5TH OR 6TH TIME A LESBIAN WANTED TO FIGHT ME.I AM 5 FT.10 INCHES TALL AND I WEIGH 215 POUNDS SO I DONT LOOK LIKE A GUY WHO WOULD BACK DOWN FROM THEM YET THEY CONTINUE TO TRY AND FIGHT ME.FINALLY COOLER HEADS PREVAILED I WALKED TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STORE ALL THE WHILE I FELT HER EYES ON ME LIKE SHE WANTED TO SUCKER PUNCH ME.SHE LEFT AND I STAYED A LITTLE LONGER JUST IN CASE SHE BROUGHT IN SOME RE-ENFORCEMENTS AND THEY CORNER ME OUTSIDE.I AM AT THE POINT WHERE I AM ABOUT TO JUST STAY OUT OF STRBUCKS COMPLETELY EITHER THAT OR NEXT TIME I WILL BRING JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN WITH ME I KNOW HE WOULDNT HESITATE TO COLD COCK ONE OF THESE LESBIANS.ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS ENJOY A CUP OF COFFEE AND READ THE NEWSPAPER I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD FEAR FOR MY LIFE IN STARBUCKS JESUS CHRIST ITS GETTING TO THE POINT WHERE I BELIEVE THEY SHOULD HAVE SECURITY GAURDS IN THE SHOP TO PROTECT HETEROSEXUEL MEN LIKE MYSELF.I CANT FIND A GUY TOUGH ENOUGH TO FIGHT ME IN SOUTH BOSTON BUT I CAN FIND PLENTY OF WOMEN WHO WANT TO FIGHT ME SOMETHING AINT RIGHT ABOUT THIS PICTURE.I AM GETTING PARANOID ABOUT LEAVING MY HOUSE I TOLD MY WIFE WHAT HAPPENED AND SHE SAYS (OH NO YOU DIDNT EMBARRASS US I KNOW THE MANAGER) THANKS HONEY I GET ATTACKED BY A LESBIAN AND YOUR WORRIED ABOUT OUR REPUTATION IN STARBUCKS.JACK I KNOW YOU HAVE NEVER MET ME BUT I AM TELLING YOU I AM A REALLY NICE GUY WHO HASNT HAD A FIGHT IN 20 YEARS THAT IS A FIST FIGHT OF COURSE.I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO I WAS THINKING OF GOING TO A SHRINK AND ASK THEM WHY WOMEN HAVE AN URGE TO FIGHT ME.THIS PROBLEM IS NOT GOING AWAY I HAVE BEEN VERBALLY ASSAUTED AT LEAST 5 OR 6 TIMES IN THE LAST 3 YEARS.ALSO I MIGHT ADD OLD LADIES DONT LIKE ME EITHER I HAD AN ARGUMENT WITH THIS OLD GREEK LADY DOWN THE STREET ABOUT PUTTING MY TRASH CANS OUT A DAY EARLY I JUST SAID LISTEN GRANDMA ITS 95 DEGREES JUST GET OUT OF MY FACE.YOUNG COLLEGE GIRLS LOVE ME I ALWAYS LEAVE A NICE TIP WHEREVER I GO THERES JUST SOMETHING ABOUT OLD LADIES AND LESBIANS WE JUST DONT SEE EYE TO EYE.
SORRY ABOUT THE RANT BOYS BUT I HAD TO GET IT OFF MY CHEST.
I AM BOYCOTTING STARBUCKS UNTIL THEY IMPROVE THERE SECURITY AND I AM SUGGESTING ALL HETEROSEXUEL MEN JOIN ME FOR YOUR OWN SAFTY
SORRY ABOUT THE RANT BOYS BUT I HAD TO GET IT OFF MY CHEST.
I AM BOYCOTTING STARBUCKS UNTIL THEY IMPROVE THERE SECURITY AND I AM SUGGESTING ALL HETEROSEXUEL MEN JOIN ME FOR YOUR OWN SAFTY
