Does anyone like Private Peter?

[taoist]

...oh yeah, that makes plenty of sense. I should have made my screen name Debbiesdad, even though I'm not married and have no children.... I'm quite sure that Missy just picked that name out of thin air.


...and to answer your question, I am in search of the middle path. To quote a Sage of Taoist philosophy, "To regard the fundamental as the essence, to regard things as coarse, to regard accumulation as deficiency, and to dwell quietly alone with the spiritual and the intelligent -- herein lie the techniques of Tao of the ancients."

- Chuang Tzu



...however, it seems to me that your chi is out of whack, Private Prick. You seem to exhibit too much yang and no yin whatsoever, but that's just my humble opinion.



I will leave you with this....

The five colours blind the eye.
The five tones deafen the ear.
The five flavours dull the taste.
Racing and hunting madden the mind.
Precious things lead one astray.
Therefore the sage is guided by what he feels and not by what he sees.
He lets go of that and chooses this.


:weed:

 

[Private Petey]

bad medicine

bad medicine

Esso, I feel bad about making fun of you because you didn't know what JM stood for. I'm sorry about that and wish you and your boyfriend all the best on his birthday. I think he's really going to love the presents that you got him. Especially the trip to the driving range. Make sure you get an extra large bucket to commemerate the occasion.

PP

 

[Private Petey]

all the tea in china

all the tea in china

Hey Taoist, I DON'T KNOW WHAT ALL THOSE QUOTES FROM THE CHINAMAN IS ALL ABOUT, BUT MY CHI IS NOT OUT OF WHACK AND I HAVE ALL SORTS OF YIN!!!! SO SAVE IT!!!!!

 

[ESSO]

PP~~Thank you for the kind words. I see u r trying to make amends with us ladies. That is the first step. Do u think he will like the polo shirt???

 

[taoist]

From above it is not bright;
From below it is not dark:
Unbroken thread beyond description.
It returns to nothingness.
Form of the formless,
Image of the imageless,
It is called indefinable and beyond imagination.

Stand before it - there is no beginning.
Follow it and there is no end.
Stay with the Tao, Move with the present.

Knowing the ancient beginning is the essence of Tao.



Lao Tsu taught that all straining, all striving are not only vain but counterproductive. One should endeavor to do nothing (wu-wei). But what does this mean? It means not to literally do nothing, but to discern and follow the natural forces -- to follow and shape the flow of events and not to pit oneself against the natural order of things. First and foremost to be spontaneous in ones actions.

...in other words, you should leave these ladies alone, peter, because in the natural order of things, they don't desire your attention, nor are they bothering anyone in this forum. You, on the other hand, seem to get off by irritating them. Hence, your yin is non-existent because you have no understanding of the female species.

 

[Private Petey]

polo pony

polo pony

Esso, yes I do believe he will like the shirt. I wonder what color you picked out for him?

 

[Private Petey]

greek to me

greek to me

This Taoist clown makes sage seem normal.

 

[ESSO]

I picked an olive green.

 

[Private Petey]

horsing around

horsing around

Nice. What color is the horse?

 

[ESSO]

What are u tlaking bout??? What horse???

 

[Private Petey]

disconnect

disconnect

Esso, it's a polo shirt, you said. Polo shirts have a polo player on them riding on a horse.

 

[ESSO]

There is no horse on it. It has a light blue A&F symbol on it. (A&F = Abercrombie and Fitch)

 

[Private Petey]

general

general

Ok, you used polo in the general sense. I understand now. I think that that is a wonderful gift!!

PP

 

[ESSO]

Yes it was used in the general sense. Thank you for ur input, it is appreciated.

 

[fletcher]

:thefinger can't find away to a party:shrug: he means well just have to kick him around some to wake him up still a young gun. but over all i know he is a good kid and respectful this was told to me from a person i have faith in. good at putting head up ass at times but speaks before thinks and we all have done that. aaa no doubt watch it pee wee you could get so pissed you body will just pop one day relax have fun smile and enjoy life. much more fun that way trust me i went through anger management, hey it helped

 

[ThE_SaGe_69]

Justinsmom829:

SaGe, my dear dear boy. Please don't go there. First off it is inappropriate and incorrect. You, I am afraid are hitting below the belt and that is uncalled for. My son has nothing to do with this and I promise you from the bottom of my heart if you bring him up again in this thread, in this forum I will hunt you down and personally take my anger out on your face.

Why do you and your little friends decide to come into those threads and start trouble. If it is a fight that you want than a fight you will get but I promise if you keep taking shots like you have been taking I promise you ...


aWwWwWwWw, HiT a NeRvE, dId I? wElL, lEt'S sEe! I bElIeVe ThIs AlL sTaRtEd By A cOmMeNt I mAdE aBoUt HoW lUdIcRoUs It WaS tO fEeL tHe NeEd To AmAsS a GrOuP oR sMaLl ArMy In OrDeR tO vErBaLlY cHaStIsE tHiS pRiVaTe PeTeY dOlT oVeR tHe InTeRnEt, fOr ChRiSsAkEs!


YoU qUiCkLy AnD iNcOrReCtLy SuRmIsEd ThAt I wAs CoMiNg To ThE DoOfuS' dEfEnCe, WhIcH i DiSmIsSeD! YoU (eSpEcIaLlY) aNd YoUr ClIqUe ThEn PrOcEeDeD tO aTtAcK mY sExUaLiTy, WhIcH i LeT sLiDe As WeLl!


I tHeN cOrReCtEd TBONEZ0295 As A gOoDwIlL gEsTuRe AnD yOuR cLaN, eSpEcIaLlY hElEn, HeiGhTenEd YoUr AtTaCkS! iNclUdiNg BuT nOt ExClUsIvE tO hOmOsExUaLitY, iNtElLeCt, BeAsTiAliTy, PaReNtAl UnIt, AnD eDuCaTiOn As WeLl As LuMpInG mE iN wItH lUmPy HiMsElF!


aNd NoW yOu ThReAtEn Me WiTh ViOlEnCe FoR cOnDuCt ThAt YoU sOmEhOw PeRcEiVe To Be "inappropriate and incorrect" AnD aRe WiLlInG tO "hunt you down and personally take my anger out on your face"? aM i ThE oNlY oNe WhO sEeS tHe BlAtAnT hYpOcRiSy In ThIs?


As I sTaTeD fRoM tHe OuTsEt, It'S jUsT tHe DaMn InTeRnEt!

 

[TBONEZ0295]

girls ignore him.................:moon:

It is quite evident he is new around these parts he only has 14 posts which were all directed at us. Somehow he must have stumbled upon the site........... He won't be around here long

 

[Justinsmom829]

PsYcHo BaBbLe ... well put SaGe

 

[SixFive]

Dollies

Private Petey = #1 GNP of all time.

What's up with the SeRiAl tYpInG, sAgE??

 

[Justinsmom829]

65 you rock!!! Thanks for supporting MadJacks Softball Team.

Miss Missy