Does eating junk food make your penis smaller?

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Does eating junk food make your penis smaller?

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Scientists found out that eating any type of junk food and processed foods makes your penis smaller. They proved In the prehistoric times the cavemen had very big penis. Doctors believe this because they had to junk or processed foods.thats why abraham's penis was a foot long. Scientists had 60 male subjects split into 2 groups. Group 1: ate junk food for 1 week. Group 2: ate healthy for I week. After that 1 week, they had the subjects comeback in. They proved that the junk food eaters penis shrunk by 2% and the healthy eaters penis's grew by 1%. The scientists theory was proven that healthy food helps your penis expand from the nutrients in the healthy foods. The scientists theory for the junk food eaters penis shrinking Is that there is a chemical called chloromolite. This chemical connected with fat stops the nerves system from working productively with the muscle system. That is why fat people aren't very strong or energetic.The Scientists also believe that the same features are in certain animals that are eaten in the eastern(asia)region (like pork or dog ) that is why Asians penis's are small. If you have too much junk food you should stop, eat healthy and do one of these remedies to help you get back to a normal diet that everyone should be using. Remedies for an average day(even in school): 1. fruit preferably citrus 2. 2 oz. water 3. 4serves of veges 4. 1 laxatives When you go to the bathroom which will hopefully be everyday, you have to push hard when you're pooing so that it pushes all your muscles in your penis to make it bigger(scientifically proven).preferably masterbate on every 2nd and 3rd day on your sperm cycle (in 9.50 to 10.30) for the best results. 5 star from Doctor Gungung 0489285771 for details


couldn't find anything on "chloromolite" in junk food at that word doesn't exist (or the great google has never heard of it) So take the above post with a grain of salt. BUT it is true that eating meat shrinks the penis due to clogging arteries. its the same technology responsible for 50% of ALL amerikkkans dying of either cancer and/or heart disease

in the case of the penis, it clogs the arteries of the penis itself (same way it clogs arteries of heart to cause stroke or heart attack) which means blood can NOT flow as well to the penis, thus making it smaller when it does finally get hard. Also the sensitivity of the penis is reduced from eating meat and dairy. Lastly, men who suffer and need viagra is due to eating high fat meat and processed food. At this point the arteries are completely blocked with fat and blood wont flow. viagra helps the blood flow by trying to push it through, as i doubt viagra can remove fat from arteries. So the only fix is a vegan lifestyle, which also makes the penis bigger

also know 1 in 3 males currently has some sort of heart disease, knowingly or not. Thanks to amerikkkas love for meat and processed foods (including hot dogs, ALL fast food restauraunts, beef, gmo, hormonal meats)
 

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You know I suspected Nole had something to do with Joker's sudden fast food obsession.
 
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