Does everyone make it to the bathroom on time?
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I'm over 30 years old, and I'm not ashamed to admit I shit my pants four years ago. I thought it was just gonna be an air fart, but.........well the rest is history. I doubt I'm the only one on the board who this has happened too. And yes, I was sober. But I've made it five years now.
I work on the railroad with a guy who crapped his pants. When he climbed up into the locomotive, we thought someone threw a dead skunk in the ice chest.
We now call him Poo Poo Magoo.
We now call him Poo Poo Magoo.
The thing I notice most about getting older is that the time that you are aware that you have to take a duke and the time that you physically take a duke decreases exponentially.
It depends what time I have my last beer for the night. If I'm not careful it could be a I get up three times that night. Somebody above chit there paints. The good news is you new it when it happen. Someday that may not be the case.
Seriously, incontinence is a problem that affects millions. Urinary incontinence especially in women. You'd be very suprised how many patients we get in the hospital with some other malady who are also to some extent incontinent.
the worst is playing chicken with it, and catching that extra score on tv, or one more at bat, until when you get there it's a much closer call than usual, and usually ends up being a hall of fame dump. you know, the kind where by the end, there's no water in the bowl.
Playing chicken with them really is risky, especially at work. If you get stopped in the hallway by someone on the way to the bathroom, you're screwed. I still do oit though and so far have been fortunate enough to avoid any "cloth-touchers".
Damn Dodger you made me spit my first beer of the night all over my desk. I wasted my first cold beer after a rough day at the office. Thanks.
Actually I really did need that after today.
:grins:
CM
Actually I really did need that after today.
:grins:
CM
I would like to know if shit is magnetized? I swear, especially after eating hibachi Japanese food, the closer I get to the toilet, the more the toilet pulls my shit from my insides. I walk in the house....slight discomfort. Take a few steps down the hall, possible slider....not sure though. Enter the bedroom....oh God, I'm gonna shit on the carpet! Race to the shitter.......explode with the force of 20 sticks of dynamite!!!!! Fire extinguisher please!!!!! Toilet looks like some God-awful abstract art piece! 3 flusher(you know what I mean?)
A scientific study must be started!
nole
A scientific study must be started!
nole
wrigley field has alot of problems these days that you allude too buddy...
lineups are long and strong...its a darn challenge to make it before a pitching change..
lineups are long and strong...its a darn challenge to make it before a pitching change..
then again this browns fan
is throwing away his best protection for your thread without knowing it....... i guess.
is throwing away his best protection for your thread without knowing it....... i guess.
