Does this Girl Exist?????

[kickserv]

A while ago I put out this question........got some great responses! But still nobody has found her!........so I ask again......


Does this girl exist????


-she gets along with her parents
-never had a drug problem
-"open minded" in the bedroom
-well educated
-never had an eating disorder
-bisexual
-never had a problem with alcohol
-doesn't mind to place the odd bet
-will watch sports on TV
-was never abused by friend, parent, boyfriend, or relative
-doesn't care how much money you make
-can actually carry on a conversation
-loves to travel
-doesn't get jealous
-respects each others privacy
-doesn't wear tons of make-up
-will get ready in under an hour
-tells the truth
-knows the meaning of the word "quickie"
-not super religious
-will have sex when she wants to.....doesn't care what "other girls say"
-could care less about Oprah
-confident in her appearance
-keeps in shape
-doesn't smoke

 

[shats]

NO, she does not exist.

 

[Palmetto Pimp]

-tells the truth

That eliminates EVERY girl right there:nono:

 

[Hack]

Of course she exists.
IN MY DREAMS!

 

[Chopsticks]

This kind of girl does not exist. Do you know why? Because you just gave the description of a man's Utopian woman.

 

[Another Steve]

Sounds Like My Girlfriend

Sounds Like My Girlfriend

NOT!!!!! This girl is a myth.

 

[GENO]

I had a girlfriend that passed all but one of the above criteria, but I couldn't afford the alimony and child support, so I didn't leave !

Of course IF I had moved in 50% of those great attributes would have dissappeared !



ps I am serious !

 

[kickserv]

Hey Geno......man you were close.......but yes....ya move in and 50% of em go away!!!

 

[kickserv]

closes I've got is missing two.........but there's always something....always something.....but I still hold out hope that she exists.........man.....wonder what the odds would be on that one!!!????

 

[djv]

If she is out there. Well it's one of the best kept secreats of all time.

 

[AR182]

Be thankful that any girl you meet has some of what you are looking for.

Good luck in your pursuit,though.

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

well not bad...the girl i'm marrying is missing but 4 of those qualifications....

and i get to marry her in 2 weeks............????

lucky me.

 

[kickserv]

Not bad Not bad at all.......way to go TORONTO-VIGILANTE!!!



maybe it will get better!!!!!

 

[Antonio]

I'll be totally honest there are only three out there that my wife of 3 months is missing. Damn i should start kissing her ass a little more.


TV an early congrats and long happy future together

 

[Hailmary]

My wife fits all but a couple but the one thing that you left out is:
DOESN'T NAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and there in lies the problem! I feel like she nags alot. Oh and by the way T.Vig., congrats but the sex thing changes after "I DO" Weird the way that works. It just doesn't seem as important to them anymore. :nono: MORE SEX, LESS NAGGING
GL & PEACE, HAIL :thefinger :moon:

 

[kickserv]

Yes of course..........NAG....how could I forget Nagging! Man I hate that!

 

[kickserv]

and constant nagging.....man that's even worse!!!!!!!

 

[GENO]

Huh you guys ain't even seen the worst My last name starts with a G and I married a Norma Ann which made her initials after the I DO " NAG"

You would have thought I could have seen it coming


GENO
:bigun:

 

[Hailmary]

GENO,
NOW THAT IS SOME FUNNY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PEACE, HAIL

 

[kickserv]

Hey..........I might have found her...........I will keep you guys posted...........


we shall see:shrug:



but man...........some of those on my list are tough.....tough I tell ya:scared dance2 :com: