Does this hold up in a court of law?

[Blazer]

Eddies Monday night Mayhem June 23, 2003

Tara:

I too, am an old, fat, ambulance chasin, lawyer, longing for love who has had this sudden urge to reveal the real me. I love beer and it shows. Talk to me now before I sober up tommorow and put on my armour to face another day with my lies and deception.

The irony is that I have a gambling problem and no longer bet. Lost big bucks over my lifetime at casinos, with books and at the track (although my group won the pick 7 at the breeders cup at belmont in the mid-90's when Cigar won the Classic). Am I rambling?

You may not be a prom queen in looks, but like the good Doctor, your a prom queen in the heart. You seem like one hell of a nice person. After all, everyone who posts on this board, as well as everyone who does not, is just tryin to get by as well as they can in an extremely complicated world.

I'd love to meet you.

Ed

Excuse me, Tom (or Tommy if you prefer)

Miss Missy, Doctor, Esso:

Pay no more attention to this blubering idiot in Ohio. He's had too much to drink at Nicholsons and is revealing a side noone on the internet should see. I realize that now I have blown all chance with both Miss Missy and the sassy one as I am totally convinced that they both like bad boys.

Once you lose the image you can't get it back. I realize from now until eternity they both will realize that I am nothing but a sympathetic, half of a man, loser, who tried to be Mr. Macho and lost. This sensitive, soft, kinder, gentleman has no place with my softball playin ladies. They want grit under your nails, union, pipefitters, true to there school.

How can I erase these posts tomorrow? Or am I forever branded? My reputation is ruined. I must find a new screen name, and never, never, expose the real Eddie again.

Toddie (aka Sybil)

 

[Blazer]

But wait theres more...

Mel and Tara:

Never, ever, drink LaBatts. You see what it can do to you. It turns you into something you don't want to be. Its like Jeckyl and Hyde. All of a sudden your normal then you change and BeCoMe SoMeThInG tHaT yOu DoNt WaNt To Be.

EdOm

Melissa:

Today I say thank you. Tomorrow I say... "Who was rude and obnoxious?"

Eddie

Speaking of eddit.... that was 600. Lotsa pearls of wisdom kids.

Raz:

In these moments of drunkeness, I must say, if you seriously are about to commit a series of crimes in the greater Cincinnati area and are seriously considering retaining the undersigned in your defense.................................................. God help you, cause I sure can't.

Eddie

Blitzie:

Come on dude, me and you, I know we've had our differences and probably always will. But bong city. One time. I promise you you will take it easy on old hippies like me for now on. Open mind. Tonight only, cause tomorrow I'm back to argumentative eddie.

Ed

 

[Blazer]

and yet more....

CTS:

Couldn't agree more. Mars and Venus. But the weird thing is were in the same solar system and were all revolving around the sun. With that, I think I better go to bed.

Ed

Tara and Mel:

I think the Labatts have finnaly caught up with this old, fat, fraud. Gonna hit the sack with the trophy. Sun is settin here in the ole breadbasket of this country. Cornfields and all.

Final admission before it sober up. The Lexus is used, certified, but used. Good night my cyber friends.

Eddie

 

[Blazer]

Just a little archiving for future use in case these jems become edited in the morning....or mid-afternoon.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Blazer:

I hate you.

Eddie Hangover Haskell

 

[Blazer]

Blazer:

I hate you.

Eddie Hangover Haskell

Prosecution rests your honor.....

 

[djv]

Just seems you guys are always haveing fun. Have you ever met.

 

[ESSO]

:thumb: for the prosecution!!!

 

[RAZ]

Eddie....used Lexus??? :nono:


Please don't tell me it's a 300 :nono: same as buying a used Camry.


unless in a master stroke of deceit you only purchased the used vehicle to enhance your image as a tasteful, but frugal
practitioner of the law, thereby justifying your fee by pointing to said vehicle as an example of your conservatism in all facets of your life. Meanwhile every weekend you break out the Maserati Spyder, you know the one with mirrored passenger floorboards and the vent that only seems to blow up, and race to your lakefront home like a madman with tunes playing, Labatts in the cupholder trying to shift, light your one hitter and catch a glimpse of the beautiful reflection coming from the mirrored floorboards of your mini skirt wearing passenger, LOL!!!

Raz