does this lady want my beef stick?
- Thread starter *EDDIE MUSH*
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ok, i am off to work. this lady is not very classy, so i may have a shot to 'hit her in the shitter with the one eye critter'....we will have to wait and see.
but i will tell you this......if i am lucky enough to get this lady to spread em, the fun aint happening in the poop shoot......i am setting up shop at the pink taco stand.
wish me luck today
but i will tell you this......if i am lucky enough to get this lady to spread em, the fun aint happening in the poop shoot......i am setting up shop at the pink taco stand.
wish me luck today
good luck mush,
but when you set up shop at the pink taco stand make sure her guacamole smells fresh...
but when you set up shop at the pink taco stand make sure her guacamole smells fresh...
i just got home from work. this lady is raunchy. i love em raunchy. i got some balls today and knew that i wanted to open the door for some 'conversation' so as we pass by the feminine products on the aisle, i make up some story about how my ex-wife used to need that stuff because she had a smelly twot. of course that was jackpot for a raunchy woman, because now, we have opened the door for some sex talk.
she proceeds to tell me that she hasnt had sex in 2 months......and i kid around and tell her that she seems like the type that likes sex too much to go more than a couple days without the ole bat and balls. she chuckles and does that ass pat thing again. i kind of leave it at that for the time being.......
later on about breaktime, i see her in the back eating her packed lunch. so i ask her if i can eat with her. she responds with (in a kidding tone) 'are you trying to get in my pants, boy?' i say....is there anything good in there? now, she says, wouldnt you like to know. man, this broad has me nuts. now get this.......i am near her eating and she goes for a drink out of her little pitcher like thing, and it smells like booze. so i of course ask her about it.....and she is getting boozed on her lunch hour. i cant believe it. i figure if i wait around till the end of the day, she will be ripe for the taking if i want it.
end of the day rolls around, and i am coming in for the kill........i have been running around work with a tent pitched in my pants all day long. i go up to her and ask her if she is in the mood for dinner. she says that she has to go pick up her kids, but if i wanted to give her a call later, to call her cell phone. she gives me the number, and here i am talking to you fukkers.
i am going to give it a couple hours, but i am calling this broad later and see what i can see.......i better go and clean up Russell the one eyed wonder muscle and get him ready for some activities
she proceeds to tell me that she hasnt had sex in 2 months......and i kid around and tell her that she seems like the type that likes sex too much to go more than a couple days without the ole bat and balls. she chuckles and does that ass pat thing again. i kind of leave it at that for the time being.......
later on about breaktime, i see her in the back eating her packed lunch. so i ask her if i can eat with her. she responds with (in a kidding tone) 'are you trying to get in my pants, boy?' i say....is there anything good in there? now, she says, wouldnt you like to know. man, this broad has me nuts. now get this.......i am near her eating and she goes for a drink out of her little pitcher like thing, and it smells like booze. so i of course ask her about it.....and she is getting boozed on her lunch hour. i cant believe it. i figure if i wait around till the end of the day, she will be ripe for the taking if i want it.
end of the day rolls around, and i am coming in for the kill........i have been running around work with a tent pitched in my pants all day long. i go up to her and ask her if she is in the mood for dinner. she says that she has to go pick up her kids, but if i wanted to give her a call later, to call her cell phone. she gives me the number, and here i am talking to you fukkers.
i am going to give it a couple hours, but i am calling this broad later and see what i can see.......i better go and clean up Russell the one eyed wonder muscle and get him ready for some activities
*EDDIE MUSH* said:
i think they are trying to say we don't want any little *EDDIE MUSH's* running around anywhere :mj07:
eddie,
that's some funny $hit
Good Luck and hope you get to ride in that "three man canoe" 2night
:clap:
let me know if it looks like :mj21: or a "roast beef" sandwich.
that's some funny $hit
Good Luck and hope you get to ride in that "three man canoe" 2night
:clap:
let me know if it looks like :mj21: or a "roast beef" sandwich.
*EDDIE MUSH* said:
reminds me of a girl I dated
Had a "I LOVE MY CAT" license plate on the front of the car.
took her on three dates and never saw an animal in her house.
things that make you go hmmmmm......
