A truck driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside
Washington
DC
.
Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocked on the window.
The driver rolled down the window and asked, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped the House of Representative members and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom.
Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car, collecting donations."
"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asked.
?Roughly a gallon,? the man replied.
Washington
DC
.
Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocked on the window.
The driver rolled down the window and asked, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped the House of Representative members and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom.
Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car, collecting donations."
"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asked.
?Roughly a gallon,? the man replied.
