(dr. Stranglove Presents) Miss Usa Contest

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I WONDER IF CHIOMA WILL LET OUR HANDICAPPING EXPERT NICK DOUGLES PARTICIPATE IN OUR CONTEST .I AM LAYING EVEN MONEY CHIOMA WONT LET NICK LOOK OVER THE CONTESTANTS.NICK WHO WEARS THE PANTS YOU OR THE LOVELY CHIOMA I AM DYING TO SEE NICKS CHOICES,REMEMBER NICK THIS IS THE MISS USA CONTEST NOT THE MR. USA CONTEST GET MY DRIFT NICKY JUST LOOK DOWN BELOW FOR CLUES YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL BY THE BIKINIS
 
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Hey BTJ, how can you pick your women w/out listening to see if they can form complete sentences or not? I'm trying to pick the girls that will win me 200 bucks, not the ones I want to beat my meat to. Remember BTJ, always sleep with your hands above the covers, that way you won't be tempted to fantasize about Miss ND. I hope this isn't how you pick your winners in sports. I can see it now "THIS IS BTJ I REALLY LIKE THE METS TONIGHT I REALLY ENJOY THEIR ORANGE AND BLUE COLORS, REMINDS ME OF THE BOXER BRIEFS MY GAY RUSSIAN FRIENDS AT THE Y WEAR RIGHT BEFORE WE HIT THE SAUNA TOGETHER".



My Final Choices

1. North Carolina (winner)
2. Tennessee
3. Maryland
 
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you are only permitted 2 posts with the 2nd being your final.
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I submit for review and consideration that freelanc and saint have already submitted two posts in this thread.

Rules are rules.

I ask for a swift clarification. If these two are allowed to get away with this I will be put forth a contest injunction and issue a formal complaint with Eddie Haskell and Loophole as chief advisors and counsel.

I am also somewhat preterbed that none of my contests were ever given sticky status. And no contest money ever made available. I sense there will be some backdraft over btj's elevated status and I heard that edludes became very upset over it.

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My selections for Miss USA
3) Miss Arizona

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2) Miss Oklahoma

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1) Miss Texas

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Glad I had broadband to check out all those photos and videos. :D I probably wouldn't kick any of these girls out of my bed. I did like one that didn't make the list but, damn you looks cute. Miss Hawaii :142hail:

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#3.....Miss Ohio for no other reason than it's home

#2.....Miss West Virginia because there is a hint of nip sticking out in her portrait on the photos page.

#1.....Miss Camel Toe.....oops, I mean Miss Arizona. God I hope she wears the same swimsuit on Monday.
 
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My picks

My picks

1. California
2. Texas
3. Iowa

Very surprised to see that California has not even been mentioned in this thread yet, that is one smokin hot brunette...

Others I liked...

Iowa
Delaware
South Carolina

GLTA,

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'Capping Ms. USA contest - wanna change the "c" to a "T"

'Capping Ms. USA contest - wanna change the "c" to a "T"

3rd. Ms. Arizona

2nd. Ms. South Carolina

1st. Big Mo...uh, Ms. Missouri.

Now as far as whom I'd like to win Ms. HM 2004...Ms. North Dakota, Ms. Utah, and (doesn't it go without saying) Ms. Missouri.
 
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HEY JACK I GUESS OUR GOOD BUDDY FROM ATLANTA ISNT TO HAPPY ABOUT THIS CONTEST TOUGH SH-T.HEY SCOTTY BOY I'LL TELL YOU WHAT WE WILL DO YOU CAN RUN THE NEXT CONTEST COMING IN JULY ITS THE (MR.FAG CONTEST I MEAN MR.USA CONTEST I AM SURE THIS WILL INTEREST YOU.NOW GIVE US YOUR CHOICES SCOTTY BOY I WANT TO SEE WHAT KIND OF GIRLS YOU ARE INTERESTED IN OR IF YOU ARE AT ALL INTERESTED IN BROADS:brows:

SCOTTY GET UP YOUR CHOICES OR EVERYBODY IN THE FORUM IS GOING TO THINK YOU ARE GAY (NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT:moon: )

JACK THE CONTEST IS GOING GREAT BUT I THINK THE CHANCES OF ANYBODY HITTING THIS ALL 3 EXACT ARE SLIM AND NONE MAYBE WE SHOULD CONSIDER ANYBODY WHO JUST PICKS THE FINAL 3 AND IN NO CERTAIN ORDER WINS THE PRIZE.THIS WAY I KNOW WE WILL HAVE A WINNER.THINK ABOUT IT AND LET DR. STRANGLOVE THE ORGANIZER OF THIS EVENT KNOW YOUR DECISION.:D I GRIN WHEN I WIN:D

LETS GO SCOTTY BOY I WANT TO SEE THE GIRLS YOU PICK ILL BET THEY ARE DOGS
 
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LETS GO SCOTTY BOY I WANT TO SEE THE GIRLS YOU PICK ILL BET THEY ARE DOGS / btj
 
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SCOTTY GET UP YOUR CHOICES OR EVERYBODY IN THE FORUM IS GOING TO THINK YOU ARE GAY (NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT:moon: )

JACK THE CONTEST IS GOING GREAT BUT I THINK THE CHANCES OF ANYBODY HITTING THIS ALL 3 EXACT ARE SLIM AND NONE L
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I am going to win this contest. You have not much patience.

Rules state 8 PM on Monday. Unlike you who didnt even take the opportunity to look at both photos ! You dipstick ! No wonder you can't find your ass with both hands.

I have run through the list last night and have it down to about
15. I am reading all the bios first as someone else pointed out
if they are not too bright they won't win this contest as they have to represent the pageant intelligently.

I was wondering if anyone could come up with stats on the last 10 years of who won the Miss USA. I think if I look at past winners it will make it easier for me to pick the winner.

Good luck beanhead.

KOD
 
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