Drug Test

[Jayhawk_Thor]

I'm sure this one has been brought up a time or two... I just never saw it, so forgive me.


I just got a job that will require that I take a drug test within the next 8-9 days, or so.


I partook in something that could cause me to fail said test on Sunday (I wasn't aware that I had been accepted for the job or that they required the test at the time). Basically, my system will have had about 16 days to have gotten rid of said substance.

I definately don't want to fail the test. The question is, what should I do? Buy something at GNC? Or just take the test? :shrug:

I work out nearly every day, and I'm about 205 pounds (I heard body weight affects how fast it leaves your system). I also am not a regular user... probably two or three times in the last month... and that is pretty usual. I also drink a gallon of purified water a day at the store... so I would think toxins would move out a bit quicker than the average person.

I have read a little about this on the internet... but I figured I could get some more revealing answers from my buddies at MJ's :scared

Help! :sadwave:

 

[Lucy11]

Buy something, then keep your fingers crossed.:sadwave:

 

[Jayhawk_Thor]

As an add-on...

I downloaded something called CALC_THC on the internet... it is a program that is supposed to tell you how many days your system needs to pass a drug test after said activity... modern marvel of technology...

Anyhow, it said after nine days I should be OK... that at that time the levels would be low enough to get by...

Anyone think this one has validity?

I really need the job... because I am broke... which is also why I don't want to pay $50 to beat the test if it isn't necesary (although if it is, it would be well worth it, I think).

 

[hedgehog]

Drug addict!

Drug addict!

Moral of the story, DON"T DO DRUGS! I hope your prospective employer catches you and does not hire you, that is why they have drug tests.

 

[BADTODABONE]

Weed...30 days...out of system, could still be in a hair sample.

Had a buddy that did the white stuff up his nose..one night...the day before a random drug test...he bought a $60.00 magic liquid eraser,after notice, water, pissing all morning...didn't work...

figures this kind of activity at KU.....(bustin' your balls, I went to K-State probably before you were born...70's)

Don't do drugs...no worries

 

[vinnie]

They have drugs at KU :scared

 

[Lucy11]

I don't know what drugs you did but about 6 years ago I took ecstasy 5 days prior to a drug test and passed. I didn't take any masking agents. I guess I just got lucky. Who knows what kind of test it is now. Maybe hair? If do, you probably don't stand a chance. Just curious, what did you do? I don;t think anyone here will look at you differently since you already admitted you did an illegal substance. Weed, coke, crack, ecstasy, GHB, and ketamine, whats the difference!:shrug:

 

[P FLAPS]

Keep drinking water, alot of it, along with coffee or any liquid in general. The morning of the test drink more water and make sure you've pissed a few times before the test. The urine you put in the cup should be mid stream, not right when you start. 16 days, you're fine trust me. Also don't drink so much water that your piss is clear. Take a vitamin, especially b vitamins, they'll get the color in your urine back to yellow.

PS Don't do drugs























Without me!!!

 

[skodaa]

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PS Don't do drugs























Without me!!!

pass that this way.......whats wrong with relaxing and being carefree? This area I live in, the Commisioner hired hired a convicted seller/user as his PR Man?

 

[sportsnut13]

there are places that sale test kits if you want to check if you will pass or not. lots of water and try to lose some weight if it is thc it is stored in your fat so if you burn the fat your chances will be better. I used to smoke every once in a while but my company started test and it just not worth it.

 

[ALWAYS PRAYEN]

okay this is how it works and take it straight from the horses mouth!!! depending on how much of a smoker you were is relavent !!!! i had a similliar prob 2 years ago when i got busted and had to do parole the good thing was i stayed of the smoke for a year and a half but now its the oxycotten i cant get off of!!!! but thats another story!!! yes you can take the over the counter products from gnc or your local headshop and yes they do work!!! me personally pray it not a hair test depending on your cash situation id take a bottle aday up untill 5 days before you take the taste while at the same time drink the shit out of water and cranberry juice yes cranberry juice it works but dont take the other stuff to close to your test because it will show up!!!! i say one a day cause you cant never be too safe!! and water water water cranberyy juice all day long!!!! and as for pills they ALL get cleaned out in 2 - 4 days!!! good luck but youll be safe!!!GUARANTEED!!!!!!!!!
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[RexBudler]

Just buy a piss belt at your local headshop. You wrap it around your groin and it heats up to piss temp when you put it on and you drain the clean piss out of the tube. Seriously, it works, know someone who got a job at the post office doing this

 

[Jayhawk_Thor]

Lucy, it's 'just' weed. I wouldn't do anything else.

And like I said, I don't do it often... just occasionally with friends to unwind after the school week...

Thanks for the people that offered serious advice... and for the holier-than-thou dude whose posts I have never seen before: :mj07: We're in an internet gambling chat forum, bro. Thought I would get spared that crap here. Go try and get attention in a different thread.

AP... I'm curious about the over-the-counter stuff at GNC. Is it just a one-a-day pill? What should I ask for? I could pick it up tomorrow and take it for five days or so... to allow that 4 day window, or whatever. How much do you think it would put me back?

Thanks.

 

[Jayhawk_Thor]

Just buy a piss belt at your local headshop. You wrap it around your groin and it heats up to piss temp when you put it on and you drain the clean piss out of the tube. Seriously, it works, know someone who got a job at the post office doing this

Is your friend Onterio Smith? :scared

Just kidding... Don't think I need something like that... I think I would be safe without doing anything... but better to be safe than sorry.

 

[hedgehog]

Lucy, it's 'just' weed. I wouldn't do anything else.



Thanks for the people that offered serious advice... and for the holier-than-thou dude whose posts I have never seen before: :mj07: We're in an internet gambling chat forum, bro. Thought I would get spared that crap here. Go try and get attention in a different thread.


Thanks.

I gamble on sports, but I am not a recreational marijuana smoking junkie like you are! You probably cheat on your girlfriend too.

 

[Jayhawk_Thor]

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What's that? :shrug:

 

[hedgehog]

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What's that? :shrug:

:com: You need a reality check! You are what is wrong with this country, lie, cheat and steal!

 

[SpursDynasty]

if its weed you should be fine.

drink a lot of cranberry juice. great anti oxidant.

you should be good, if you only did it once the thc will be very minimal and the halflife of it will make it vanish in the 14 day period.

also get the 40 dollar drink that makes it go away for 12 hours before your test.

you could also drink a boat load of water before.

 

[Jaxx]

I gamble on sports, but I am not a recreational marijuana smoking junkie like you are! You probably cheat on your girlfriend too.

Christ hedge give it a break. Smoking weed 4 times a month is not going to kill anybody. Get off your throne and smell the roses. He is in college having the time of his life and smokes now and then. Big damn deal. Does not make him a bad person. But doing something illegal like gambling can have penalties.Get real.:SIB

 

[SouthBayCougar]

Put a bunch of yay on his desk and tell him - its all yours, just don't tell anyone...sniff sniff!!