Dumb Lawyers

[Justinsmom829]

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In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining a
pathologist.
Here's what happened:
Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the
pulse?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure
the man was dead, were you?
Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a
jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there
practicing law somewhere.

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[NickiD]

:lol2



Love this .....

 

[djv]

:toast: :director: :spotting: Amen young lady. LOL.

 

[GENO]

No doubt brewing up another Class Action Lawsuit somewhere.


How about it anyone else been in 6+ class action lawsuit in the last 8 years?

Geno's scoreboard:

Kodak instant camera (yep I had one)

Mortgage company.

2 finance companies.

Western Union ( bet you all know why on this one)

Acer Computer

GM W-body rear brake class

Either I am a lousey consumer or there are a lot of companies pulling scams/building sorry products or a lot of lawyers preying on this situation.






:shrug: