A lawyer and his wife were on vacation in the Holy Land.
While they were there, the lawyer passes away.
The undertaker tells the wife "You can have him shipped home for $5,000,
or you can bury him right here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
The wife thought about it and tells him she would just have the body shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your husband home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
Wife replies, "Many,many years ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead...
I just can't take that chance."
While they were there, the lawyer passes away.
The undertaker tells the wife "You can have him shipped home for $5,000,
or you can bury him right here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
The wife thought about it and tells him she would just have the body shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your husband home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
Wife replies, "Many,many years ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead...
I just can't take that chance."
