Eddie Haskell joke

[THE KOD]

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer named Eddie Haskell
was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop,
and he got out to investigate.

Eddie walked over and asked one man,

"Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man
replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, I am Eddie Haskell renowned attorney in Ohio and you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" Eddie said.

"But sir. I have a wife and two children with me.
They are over there, under that tree"

"Bring them along," the Eddie replied. Turning to
the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But
sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," Eddie answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task,
even for a car as large as the limousine was.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the
lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for
taking all of us with you."

Eddie replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really
love my place. The grass is almost a foot high.

 

[THE KOD]

I liked the grass part

 

[Chopsticks]

LOL!!!!

 

[CryBoy]

Good one! That was funny.

 

[theGibber1]

HA HA

great post scott

 

[ctownguy]

poor eddie, always being made fun of, maybe you should sue

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Bad idea clowntown.

Everyone on this board knows that Scott is incompetent and in need of a legal guardian. Now how would it look in front of a jury if me, Eddie, good looking, rich, well-dressed, sophisticated, man about town, filing a lawsuit against mentally challenged Scottie, sitting there in the defendants chair, drooling, shouting out obscenities like he has Tarrets syndrome, wearing an "I love Madjacks" tee shirt. Not very good. Although I have a slam dunk defamation case against the babbling idiot from Atlanta, I have more respect for Jack than that and would not subject this website to such embarrasment.

Quite magnanamous of me don't ya think. Now, based upon the foregoing rationale, you can also feel safe that I will never file a complaint against you.

Eddie

 

[Penguinfan]

OUCH

 

[ctownguy]

I see those 200 hours of court imposed self esteem classes have worked wonders for you eddie, keep up the good work

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Your wife thinks so.

Eddie

 

[ctownguy]

No actually she's ready to dump your ass unless you get a penis enlarger

 

[Eddie Haskell]

You're right. She did dump me for a larger penis. I hear she's going out with Dr. Freeze. You won't find a larger penis than he on your side of the Mississippi.

Eddie

 

[ctownguy]

Back to reality now eddie, I think you've been out too long. Sat outings from the hospital are usually for only a couple hours, better find your nurse ole buddy and get back for your shock treatment:nono:

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Ctown:

I do have to go as I have a 4:30 twilight tee time at Four Bridges. Need to warm up at the range by wacking a wood 250 down the middle (which in a weird kinda way reminds me of my dalliance with the somewhat pudgy Mrs. Ctown).

I have enjoyed spending my saturday afternoon with you. I hope to hook up with you some day as I find you very attractive. God bless America.

Eddie

 

[ctownguy]

Thx eddie and hope your not playing with any conservatives, could ruin your game:142smilie :142smilie

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Pumpkin:

Unfortuneatly for me I live in Cincinnati. Everyone here is a conservative. I'm the only independent in all of southwest Ohio. My foursome is myself, Jerry Springer, Michael Moore, and Ruth Bader Ginsburg. I'm getting strokes from Ruth.

See ya'll next few days.

Eddie

 

[Penguinfan]

Be honest Eddie, your not going to play golf, your going to get in line to buy Bill Clintons forthcoming book.

 

[THE KOD]

Now how would it look in front of a jury if me, Eddie, good looking, rich, well-dressed, sophisticated, man about town, filing a lawsuit against mentally challenged Scottie, sitting there in the defendants chair, drooling, shouting out obscenities like he has Tarrets syndrome,
Eddie

bitch**** bitch**** sex wall
tic tic tic tic tic tic tic

 

[THE KOD]

Bad idea clowntown.

Although I have a slam dunk defamation case against the babbling idiot from Atlanta, I have more respect for Jack than that and would not subject this website to such embarrasment.
Eddie

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Dear Eddie

I will sue you back for outright slander in the first degree.!

KOD

 

[THE KOD]

Back to reality now eddie, I think you've been out too long. Sat outings from the hospital are usually for only a couple hours, better find your nurse ole buddy and get back for your shock treatment:nono:

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