Eddie Haskell
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Time, that is a really bad picture of me. I now where contacts. I see you still are blistering your fingertips with the number of posts. You should be spending more time on your law studies. Being the conformist that you appear to be, you might as well post alot on message boards such as these as I do not believe you have much hope as a lawyer.
Maybe you could join the majority of your right wing fellows on this board as insurance salesmen or the like. Such a profession seems to fit you. Let me congratulate all of you republican clowns on your victories on election day. More wins for corporate America and more losses for real Americans.
Up yours,
Eddie, the forgotten.
Maybe you could join the majority of your right wing fellows on this board as insurance salesmen or the like. Such a profession seems to fit you. Let me congratulate all of you republican clowns on your victories on election day. More wins for corporate America and more losses for real Americans.
Up yours,
Eddie, the forgotten.
I bet this guy is on the 'net right now in a chat room telling some young coed that he is 6'4', 205 and chiseled!!!! :lol:
Nice to be back, Time old man.
Hey I was just scrolling around and saw a picture next to one of Dr. Freeze's posts. Some guy in a white cowboy hat. Pray tell, is that a photo of the good Doctor himself.
If so, its funny, I kinda imagined he looked like that. Short, burr hair cut, cowboy hat, with country music playin in the back ground and the smell of fresh cow manure permeating throught the premises.
Could it be?
Eddie, the obese and ugly.
Hey I was just scrolling around and saw a picture next to one of Dr. Freeze's posts. Some guy in a white cowboy hat. Pray tell, is that a photo of the good Doctor himself.
If so, its funny, I kinda imagined he looked like that. Short, burr hair cut, cowboy hat, with country music playin in the back ground and the smell of fresh cow manure permeating throught the premises.
Could it be?
Eddie, the obese and ugly.
LMFAO
Eddie, good to see you back, you Johnson
. Was wondering where the hell you went hiding to? Still chasing ambulances and pissing in clients' cokes?? :moon:
Eddie, good to see you back, you Johnson
. Was wondering where the hell you went hiding to? Still chasing ambulances and pissing in clients' cokes?? :moon: 
Eddie,
actually that is not a photo of Dr. Freeze it is a photo of another poster here that you spent some time with. I was suprised to see you back to be honest with you. But dont you need to be down at the county lock up tomorrow to peddle your services? How is the lawyer business Ed, may I call you Ed? Coming up on a busy time of the year for you, what with all the weather approaching, parmedics will be busy. I won't keep you, good hunting Ed ole boy.
Your pal,
FDC
actually that is not a photo of Dr. Freeze it is a photo of another poster here that you spent some time with. I was suprised to see you back to be honest with you. But dont you need to be down at the county lock up tomorrow to peddle your services? How is the lawyer business Ed, may I call you Ed? Coming up on a busy time of the year for you, what with all the weather approaching, parmedics will be busy. I won't keep you, good hunting Ed ole boy.
Your pal,
FDC
Eddie
so where you been you biscuit eater ? Since you left I have been called the biggest jerk on madjacks. Thanks alot Eddie.
On a serious note -
I remember when you didn't know what a johnson was and then you found out you were one .
Please don't just come in here and post once and then leave for another year. I have to think you were arrested and tried to hold your own counsel in your defense and the judge threw the book at you . Thats what I think anyways. For what its worth.
Eddie did you hear the joke about the defense attorney who was sitting beside his client in court. He was sitting on his hands and weeping quietly. His client says..... Eddie what do we do now ?
Eddie screams .......WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE ! I am going home to take a dump and you are going to the gas chamber.
get it ?
Scott-Atlanta
:thefinger
so where you been you biscuit eater ? Since you left I have been called the biggest jerk on madjacks. Thanks alot Eddie.
On a serious note -
I remember when you didn't know what a johnson was and then you found out you were one .
Please don't just come in here and post once and then leave for another year. I have to think you were arrested and tried to hold your own counsel in your defense and the judge threw the book at you . Thats what I think anyways. For what its worth.
Eddie did you hear the joke about the defense attorney who was sitting beside his client in court. He was sitting on his hands and weeping quietly. His client says..... Eddie what do we do now ?
Eddie screams .......WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE ! I am going home to take a dump and you are going to the gas chamber.
get it ?
Scott-Atlanta
:thefinger
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Glad to bail you out Scott. How's life been in the south's answer to Los Angles' freeways?
Time? Who the hell is Chris?
Fat, baby. Please call me Ed.
Who is that stud next to Mr. Freeze? Are you going to keep me in suspense.
You still balancing your fat gut against that billy bar in TexASS with that bare belly of yours hanging out of that undersized t-shirt you got on, sippin on 18th Lone Star of the afternoon that the toothless, 225 lb. blonde ex-stripper at the other end of the Dew Drop Inn bought you? Good to see some things haven't changed.
You pukes gotta be lookin forward to some serious Texas ass-whoopin on them muslims in Iraq. Break out the white hoods and sheets boys, the good-old days are right around that corner now that brother George has got the house and senate in his oily pocket.
Opps heard a siren, gotta go.
Ed
ps. DDubs, I'm not pissin in their cokes but, rather spittin in their shoes.
Time? Who the hell is Chris?
Fat, baby. Please call me Ed.
Who is that stud next to Mr. Freeze? Are you going to keep me in suspense.
You still balancing your fat gut against that billy bar in TexASS with that bare belly of yours hanging out of that undersized t-shirt you got on, sippin on 18th Lone Star of the afternoon that the toothless, 225 lb. blonde ex-stripper at the other end of the Dew Drop Inn bought you? Good to see some things haven't changed.
You pukes gotta be lookin forward to some serious Texas ass-whoopin on them muslims in Iraq. Break out the white hoods and sheets boys, the good-old days are right around that corner now that brother George has got the house and senate in his oily pocket.
Opps heard a siren, gotta go.
Ed
ps. DDubs, I'm not pissin in their cokes but, rather spittin in their shoes.
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Ed,
Where the hell did you get that stretch from? White sheets? Lone stars? Beer guts and billy bars. Ed...., do you watch a lot of Nickelodeon? Are you tall enough to ride on the big rides yet? Or is the teacup ride more your speed. Anyway, hope you hang around for a little while, missed your stupidity.
Scott,
Helluva quote ole boy
Where the hell did you get that stretch from? White sheets? Lone stars? Beer guts and billy bars. Ed...., do you watch a lot of Nickelodeon? Are you tall enough to ride on the big rides yet? Or is the teacup ride more your speed. Anyway, hope you hang around for a little while, missed your stupidity.
Scott,
Helluva quote ole boy
Fat, may I call you Fat?
Not stretching at all when commentin bout the good old boys from the lone star state.
All those cow chips on y'all Frye boots, (speakin of fryin, all dem boys on death row in y'alls prisons) pick-up trucks, gun racks, arrogance (ask any resident of the state of Colorado when you boys come up thar to do some skiing), blonde bimbos, King George and the trigger happy oil boys (sounds like a band you might see on Austin City Limits) then agin I reckin y'all dont watch much public television down there, interferes with the lastest episode of survivor or the batchelor.
Naw, Fat, those white sheets and hoods ain't much of a stretch considerin many of the posts you boys from Texas put up on these boards. It is good to be back and post on occasion. You guys make me feel real happy bout my life (considerin I could be where you all are at).
Bombs away,
Eddie, the stupid
Not stretching at all when commentin bout the good old boys from the lone star state.
All those cow chips on y'all Frye boots, (speakin of fryin, all dem boys on death row in y'alls prisons) pick-up trucks, gun racks, arrogance (ask any resident of the state of Colorado when you boys come up thar to do some skiing), blonde bimbos, King George and the trigger happy oil boys (sounds like a band you might see on Austin City Limits) then agin I reckin y'all dont watch much public television down there, interferes with the lastest episode of survivor or the batchelor.
Naw, Fat, those white sheets and hoods ain't much of a stretch considerin many of the posts you boys from Texas put up on these boards. It is good to be back and post on occasion. You guys make me feel real happy bout my life (considerin I could be where you all are at).
Bombs away,
Eddie, the stupid
