Donald Trump, self made man. Did you hear him the other night? "I started at the bottom with only a tiny million dollar loan from my father." Pooooooor Donald.
Marco Rubio: Long story about his parents arriving from Cuba broke, and how hard it's been for poor Marco to support his family. Marco gets $174K plus expenses of taypayer money as a Senator, and he shows up for work maybe two days a week. He also got a million dollar advance to write a shit book nobody will read. Pooooooor Marco.
Jed Bush. Born into a multimillion dollar family, he's worth $22 million according to Forbes. Jeb knows how tough it is to live on a minimum wage job. Pooooor Jeb.
Ted Cruz, feels the pain of working folks. Made over a million dollars last year for showing up one day a week. Poooooor Teddy.
Carly Fiorina. Fucked up HP so badly she got a golden boot in the ass. Collected $22 million severance pay. Poooooor Carly.
Ben Carson. Net worth $10 million, mostly from pushing snake-oil for Mannatech. Poooooor Benny.
And these cocksuckers have the nerve to want to cut Social Security and Medicare/Medicaid for people who have worked those crummy jobs polishing their boots, growing their food and cleaning their toilets?
If you're going to vote Republican, save yourself a trip to the polls. Just shove a sharp stick up your ass. Same result.
Marco Rubio: Long story about his parents arriving from Cuba broke, and how hard it's been for poor Marco to support his family. Marco gets $174K plus expenses of taypayer money as a Senator, and he shows up for work maybe two days a week. He also got a million dollar advance to write a shit book nobody will read. Pooooooor Marco.
Jed Bush. Born into a multimillion dollar family, he's worth $22 million according to Forbes. Jeb knows how tough it is to live on a minimum wage job. Pooooor Jeb.
Ted Cruz, feels the pain of working folks. Made over a million dollars last year for showing up one day a week. Poooooor Teddy.
Carly Fiorina. Fucked up HP so badly she got a golden boot in the ass. Collected $22 million severance pay. Poooooor Carly.
Ben Carson. Net worth $10 million, mostly from pushing snake-oil for Mannatech. Poooooor Benny.
And these cocksuckers have the nerve to want to cut Social Security and Medicare/Medicaid for people who have worked those crummy jobs polishing their boots, growing their food and cleaning their toilets?
If you're going to vote Republican, save yourself a trip to the polls. Just shove a sharp stick up your ass. Same result.

