Elf on a Shelf.....MJ's Style.....

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I've been doing scenes with our Elf on the shelf for the last 2 years... plenty of fun laughs. dang it... cant get the image uploader to work to share them
 

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Also new to the "elf" with my grand daughter.....the other nite everyone goes to bed..I have 1 important job...after everyone is sleeping move the freak'in elf....well grandpa forgets..watching a late hoops game..Jimmy Kimmel...sportscenter....go to bed... 1st one up 5.30 going to gym to work out...grand daughter hears me and comes downstairs,' Grandpa..."the Elf didn't move"....holy shit..I forgot..she accuses me of touching it. She says "it loses its magic if you touch it"...I told her I didn't touch it..by then my wife comes down and is just shaking her head in disgust....daughter a few minutes later...wow.. I have disappointed every one...feel real bad but I then see my cat jump up to a table..I say " its Bevo" our cat...he touched the elf....my grand daughter agrees ..it was bevo...Grandpa saved..so for the last 3 nites I'm on it....freak'in elf on the shelf...I like those pictures...but this Elf stuff is for real....:mj07:
 

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Also new to the "elf" with my grand daughter.....the other nite everyone goes to bed..I have 1 important job...after everyone is sleeping move the freak'in elf....well grandpa forgets..watching a late hoops game..Jimmy Kimmel...sportscenter....go to bed... 1st one up 5.30 going to gym to work out...grand daughter hears me and comes downstairs,' Grandpa..."the Elf didn't move"....holy shit..I forgot..she accuses me of touching it. She says "it loses its magic if you touch it"...I told her I didn't touch it..by then my wife comes down and is just shaking her head in disgust....daughter a few minutes later...wow.. I have disappointed every one...feel real bad but I then see my cat jump up to a table..I say " its Bevo" our cat...he touched the elf....my grand daughter agrees ..it was bevo...Grandpa saved..so for the last 3 nites I'm on it....freak'in elf on the shelf...I like those pictures...but this Elf stuff is for real....:mj07:

New to it too. The grandkids really look forward to finding him every morning. And when they misbehave we remind them that the Elf is taking notes!!
 

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something else I do for my kids with the elf.. I created a fake gmail account with the elf's name on it. Our's is named "Jolly the elf" so I created jollytheelf at gmail.com and they will leave notes out for the elf some nights, and the elf will respond back to them with an email the next night.
the kids love it and freak out every time they see a new message in their inbox
 

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something else I do for my kids with the elf.. I created a fake gmail account with the elf's name on it. Our's is named "Jolly the elf" so I created jollytheelf at gmail.com and they will leave notes out for the elf some nights, and the elf will respond back to them with an email the next night.
the kids love it and freak out every time they see a new message in their inbox




I have a feeling "Ole Jolly" will be getting a lot of mail this season.....:SIB
 

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New to it too. The grandkids really look forward to finding him every morning. And when they misbehave we remind them that the Elf is taking notes!!

Had a big long story all typed out about our elf and I don't know where it went and don't have time to re-type it....but will later....:00hour
 

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something else I do for my kids with the elf.. I created a fake gmail account with the elf's name on it. Our's is named "Jolly the elf" so I created jollytheelf at gmail.com and they will leave notes out for the elf some nights, and the elf will respond back to them with an email the next night.
the kids love it and freak out every time they see a new message in their inbox

My two are 6 and 4 but will remember this for the coming years....:toast:
 
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